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see, i don't care about the number of followers i have so if y'all show up & do foolishness in my replies, i'll just mute you rather than block you so you can talk to the ether & i don't have to see it.
if you follow me & no one else that i like is following you, i won't either.
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Had to drive 40 minutes for it, but thanks @keybank for my @Mariners Exclusive Pin!
#Mariners50 #Pinboarding
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well, THIS is a lie.
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Bro i live in washington 20 minutes north of Seattle nobody wants to be in Seattle unless a sports game is being played. Seattle is dangerous
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Screams in Mariner.
Randy Arozarena's MRI showed mild inflammation -- more than expected. With Luke Raley dealing with back issues and Josh Naylor out with a wrist injury, the Mariners are placing Arozarena on the injured list. They are selecting outfielder Curtis Washington from High-A Everett -- since they are in town.
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now we can do the hand slap thing again and my kid won't think I'm lying π
you know it: "big mac, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shake, sundaes, and apple pies!"
McDonaldβs is bringing back fried apple pies for the first time in more than three decades to honor Americaβs 250th birthday. abcnews.link/3vthB3H
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Umm, I'm scared to ask, but WHICH ONE HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF??
Jun 14
Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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I'm so mad about this.
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Sunrise off the deck before a 90Β° (or more) day in Seattle.
It's currently 60Β° - at 5:23am.
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i hate this shit.
some of y'all haven't watched the six part "history of the mariners" πΆπ΅and it showsπΆπ΅
4-6 Road trip
Munoz hurt
Naylor's hurt
Randy's hurt
Bullpen is thin
SP has been terrible
Offense has been mediocre
Refsnyder is still on the team
our best player is a 20-year-old rookie
Dan Wilson is still the Manager
what a waste of a year
Last year was our only shot
sellersπ
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so, what you're saying is... the one she's pregnant with isn't ACTUALLY a baby yet, right?
Happy Anniversary to our lovely Second Lady. 12 years and almost 4 kids later, and we're still going strong. Love you Usha!
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If you're out here harassing women on Al Gore's internet, you bet I'm gonna find out who you are & I'm gonna send copies of what you said to your mom, sister, aunties, etc.
Your job, sure. But I want the women in your life to see how you talk to women when you THINK you're anon.
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IT'S NOT FIXING IT @MLB
WHAT NEXT. PLEASE ADVISE.
you seem pretty sad for a baseball fan so in love
let the Sunday slate fix that βΎοΈ
ALT June 14 Schedule All Times in ET Marlins vs. Pirates, 12:15 PM (Peacock, NBCSN) Padres vs. Orioles, 1:35 PM (MLB.TV) Mariners vs. Nationals, 1:35 PM (MLB.TV) Yankees vs. Blue Jays, 1:37 PM (MLB.TV, MLB Network) D-backs vs. Reds, 1:40 PM (MLB.TV) Tigers vs. Guardians, 1:40 PM (MLB.TV) Braves vs. Mets, 1:40 PM (MLB.TV) Astros vs. Royals, 2:10 PM (MLB.TV) Cardinals vs. Twins, 2:10 PM (MLB.TV) Dodgers vs. White Sox, 2:10 PM (MLB.TV) Phillies vs. Brewers, 2:10 PM (MLB.TV) Rockies vs. Athletics, 3:05 PM (MLB.TV) Cubs vs. Giants, 3:10 PM (ABC) Rays vs. Angels, 4:07 PM (MLB.TV) Rangers vs. Red Sox, 7:20 PM (NBC, Peacock)
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There is no such thing as unskilled work.
No those jobs are for unskilled workers like high schoolers, college kids on summer break and the elderly who are supplementing their retirement income.
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I love this one #savestargate with Martin
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the seattle mariners are NOT a normal baseball team.
they do not play normal baseball. in every game played there is some wacky, weird, wild thing that happens. it's chaos ball from start to finish & it has been for years. sorry to everyone who thought different.
you're welcome
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π Repost to Win π
Our friends at @Fred_Meyer are back to give you a chance to win a π²5οΈβ£0οΈβ£0οΈβ£ gift card and all you have to do is hit that repost button... and donβt forget to shop Mariners Rewards next time youβre picking up groceries. atmlb.com/3fh7AGY
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11 years ago today, my kid graduated high school. The first photo is with my sister.
Today, my nephew graduated high school. The second photo is with me.
(the third is just him when he was three and omg, when did he even decide to grow up ??)
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Why can't I watch this on the MLBTV app that y'all make me pay a hundred bucks for?
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HE SAID IT BEFORE I COULD... but now *I* wanna read the @MLBNetwork copyright π I'll be at the game July 2nd @heygoldy & @hyphen18 β can I try?
I'll even practice saying "disseminated"!
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Okay @Mariners... it's time for that rally thing y'all do. Hit the balls, score the runs, rally-rally-rally!
#TridentsUp
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Heyy @heygoldy & @hyphen18 ... that's the #Mariners Take Meowβt To The Ballgame Hawaiian Shirt Giveaway from 2024!
#TridentsUp
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