"If my name can't be on it, then no one can have their name on it"

He needed the “peace deal” to be rushed out before he steps out for his birthday event tonight and before the stock market futures open. And he’s bragging about bringing us right back to where we were before he bombed Iran - the Strait of Hormuz was open and oil was flowing.

TRUMP: I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz TRUMP 1 HOUR LATER: The strait will open on Friday

Finally, we have a preliminary agreement to begin tentative negotiations over the hypothetical path forward to consider possible arrangements to discuss steps forward that may or may not be included in a notional accord over a working group that could possibly meet by a to-be-determined Teams call regarding initial steps for a peace accord.

Senile Satan: “There may be a little bit of lightning for my birthday party. But, as we say in central casting, the show must go on.”

Todd Blanche has destroyed the integrity of the justice department. He is a Lawless, lying, vengeful pedophile protector. There is no way he should be confirmed. If Collins, Murkowski, Tillis, Ricketts, Marshall, Cassidy, Cornyn, Husted, Moody vote for him, make them own it.

Happy Birthday President Trump. Just kidding.

Mark my words, Trump paid tens of billions of dollars to Iran to agree to a deal just before his UFC-themed birthday party at Chuck E. White House.

Trump is giving the autocrats in Tehran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz? Am I reading this right? reuters.com/business/energy/…

🚨JUST IN: Iran's Fars News says that Iran and Oman will regulate maritime traffic in the waters of the Persian Gulf.

💥NEW: Chris Cuomo to Tom Homan: “You lying, coward, sneaky — offering me a trip to go in to see a detention center and running away and sicking the press office on me. Man, oh man, you are lucky you didn’t do it face to face.” Homan: “What are you talking about?” Cuomo: “We were supposed to go and see a detention center. And you put it in my face on my own show … You’re a liar and a cheat and a fraud.” Homan: “When I make a commitment, I stand by my commitment.” Cuomo: “My offer stands … I am available for any ICE operation … to witness any of the facilities that I can go into. The request stands.” Homan: “When I get into the West Wing, I’ll tell them that you’d like to do a ride along on an operation and we’ll see if we can get that done.”

ABC News' Selina Wang reports from the historic UFC Freedom 250 event happening on the White House South Lawn. abcnews.link/wz75CCp

I have never seen anyone as dirty as this old pedophile in my entire life.

Dear MAGA, IMO... 1. Trump is not strong. 2. Trump is not respected. 3. Trump is a broken, old clown. 4. Trump does not give a flying F about you or your family. 5. Trump is the greatest con in the history of cons.

Jim Acosta: “Trump has left his tarp up. Sounds like he still sulking over his name being removed.” 🤣

What an asshole he is. It's probably going to take a court order to force him to take it down.

This looks pretty permanent. Built around the doors.

"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history. After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump." open.substack.com/pub/thebul…

Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up.