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Fatherhood is the end of philosophy. you can read every book ever written about meaning and purpose and discipline, but the moment a small human looks at you and believes you, everything you thought you knew burns down. because now you have to do it, not think it, not debate it, not post about it. the child watches your hands, what you do when you are tired, what you do when you are mad, what you do when nobody else is looking. that is your only sermon and you cannot fake it for one day because children are bullshit detectors made of flesh. if you are a weak man your son will know it before he can spell the word weak, and he either becomes you or becomes the opposite of you, both out of desperation.
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The first hour after you wake decides everything. lose the first hour to a screen and the day is already dead you are just watching the body fall. i have never met a man who owns his morning and does not own his life
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13 Dec 2025
The seed knows the flower before the flower knows itself, carries the entire future compressed into a grain so small you could lose it in your palm, and this is how God works. He puts eternity into the smallest things, hides the whole tree inside something you could swallow by accident, and when you plant it you're not creating anything, you're just letting what was always there unfold, because the flower was never not-there, it was just invisible, waiting, patient as death, and your children are like this too, they came to you already containing everything they will become, the man is in the boy, the woman is in the girl, you're not building them from scratch, you're just watering what's already written in their core, and the tragedy is most parents try to plant a different seed than the one they were given, try to make the rose be a oak, try to make the oak be a rose, and wonder why nothing grows right, why everything comes out twisted, when really they just refused to see what was already there, what God already decided before the first cell divided. the harmony you're looking for, the peace you keep chasing - it's not something you achieve, it's something you reveal, it was always in the seed, you just had to stop forcing it to be something else
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13 Nov 2025
Contentment is the enemy of greatness. Your negative emotions are trying to tell you something needs to change and your positive emotions are trying to tell you everything's fine when it's not.
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23 Nov 2025
The body knows it was made for mountains and when you give it flat ground it starts eating itself.
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North America has the highest quality grasslands and savannas in the entire world. We could and should be entirely independent from globalized meat production. Any meat import is a policy error.
TRUMP SAYS US IS CONSIDERING BUYING BEEF FROM ARGENTINA
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If you are going to advise that people put property in an LLC, you must also advise them (at a minimum) to: -Open a separate bank account -Keep LLC finances completely separate from personal finances -Keep company records (e.g., minutes book) -File annual reports 20/
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This moment you have right now, even if it’s stressful, or exhausting…it won’t feel that forever. So why are you rushing through it? Why are you acting like it’s a burden? You have what you wish for right now. You have what you’re going to miss later. Act like it.
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You never did put pen to paper for fear of ruining the perfectly white page of your life, so you left it blank
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"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come. If we fix on the old, we get stuck. When we hang onto any form, we are in danger of putrefaction. Hell is life drying up." ~Joseph Campbell
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Don't be this kind of parent.
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Nobody can build you the bridge on which you, and only you, must cross the river of life. There is one path in the world that none can walk but you. Where does it lead? Don’t ask, walk! — Nietzsche, 1876
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Carl Jung, bloody hell
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Nietzsche can hype you up
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15 Jul 2024
I’m giving away 5 copies of College Football 25 (Early Access Edition)! Must be following and like/retweet for a chance to enter the giveaway. It’s finally here…best of luck! #CFB25

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23 Jun 2024
10 Commandments of Health A girl I trained years ago would always share bible verses with me that she thought paralleled my recommendations (she was Christian) I always though it was sweet, so I saved them. She was one of my favorite clients I ever worked it
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Brief bull thesis for $CLPT, high level view. Will play out in stages. Stage 1: Biologics drug delivery (BDD) growth 2 sides of biz: functional guided surgeries (DBS,etc) and BDD Overall growth ok, but BDD revenue growth is impressive What’s needed? High sustained BDD revs
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If President Biden is really interested in solving the housing allocation problem, instead of punishing families who made GOOD financial decisions with higher interest rates to subsidize those who not, I suggest the following solution:
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