Internet infrastructure, armchair bio geek, tech in general. A real person. This is my personal Tw. Follow if you think I'm boring.

Joined December 2008
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18 Nov 2025
Cloudflare problems = Fastly opportunity. $NET $FSLY
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2 Jul 2024
For president
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2 Jul 2024
George Clooney
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17 May 2024
Replying to @Erdayastronaut
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7 Apr 2024
“Bug fixes and performance improvements” ?? Tell us what you actually did, please!
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9 Mar 2024
Replying to @lexfridman
@lexfridman Please interview @Sailing_LaVaga. You can ask about living life, finding bliss, navigating the globe, and maker stuff.
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9 Mar 2024
by "maker stuff" I mean making youtube videos.
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19 Jan 2024
What’s the hashtag for “I’m canceling all of my streaming services. They are all garbage.” ?
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Got RVs on your street, with a free pass from all restrictions while you’re paying for parking & tickets? Brian Hale @ladot Chief of Enforcement is your guy. Brian is lauded for interpersonal skills & ability to achieve successful outcomes. 213-972-8426 brian.hale@lacity.org
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4 Jan 2024
Someone please invent a cereal spoon that doesn't drip milk on my labiomental groove/beard.
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Replying to @YoVenice
Good article. @LADOTofficial what’s your excuse?
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15 Dec 2023
Locals exhausted by the lack of parking enforcement of RV’s that seems to be an everyday occurrence! yovenice.com/2023/12/14/veni…
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20 Dec 2023
I can’t believe how horrible Siri still is. @Apple #ohsiri. I probably need help, but literally yell at it on a daily basis.
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29 Nov 2023
Cybertruck Delivery Event x.com/i/broadcasts/1ZkKzjaBd…
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15 Sep 2023
Dear everyone who makes tech hardware, #Bluetooth is still utter crap and still needs to get scrapped forever.
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15 Sep 2023
to wit today - ios-#Tesla phonecall uses wife's car in next lane! - ios-#Tesla phone key refuses to work, lean against car for 5 seconds, works. - Audiotechnica-macos, mic is garbled, must reboot. - Jabra headeset-macos, 1 sec dropouts every min or so; just deal.
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25 Apr 2023
Truism - Basic human needs. Apples at work too. Not sure about AIs. - hugs - help - to be heard
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8 Dec 2022
@NameThatRide⁩ so broken. Please fix. Its just a little css. I think its caused by the title wrapping.
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28 Dec 2022
I speculated to my daughter that this whole @SouthwestAir debacle was because the one old guy who knew how to fix the software left earlier this year. Current twitter noise seems to corroborate.
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