somewhere in the grass
Joined September 2025
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Jan 6
using twitter as a semi vague posting journal for memory purposes
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Jun 13
I don’t feel the need to pounce at any opportunity for connection because I’ve lived enough life to see what desperation gets you. The math doesn’t change so I won’t cheat myself out of the quality I deserve to satiate a passing whim.
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also on this note (hot take incoming) the whole concept of shaadi, dressing up for your ‘special day’ when you feel like a princess is delulu pro max. ur being served on a platter for public consumption and I understand looking NICE but the pomp and show is just not it
Jun 12
i wish i was dumb enough to be a choice feminist and genuinely believe that doing my hair, makeup, etc. was just "because i want to", but unfortunately every time i do those things i am painfully aware of the influence the patriarchal beauty standard has on me
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poorly phrased but the pls focus on the crux: u can look good without layers of makeup on ur face. u can get married without giving into consumerism patriarchal standards
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Jun 12
i wish i was dumb enough to be a choice feminist and genuinely believe that doing my hair, makeup, etc. was just "because i want to", but unfortunately every time i do those things i am painfully aware of the influence the patriarchal beauty standard has on me
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Jun 12
sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from marriage
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Jun 11
If I ate a single 1 billion calorie cracker, how fast would I get fat
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Jun 9
now how do I tell my kickboxing teacher that I haven’t been for two months because I have too many people to see and too many things to do he’s gonna k me
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Jun 9
im sorry summer is for galavanting not 6 pm kickboxing lessons on a Sunday ur not going to find me within 30 miles of my house
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Jun 7
in ur late 20s u have to learn to be delusionally optimistic and romanticize the fact that we only have days, hours - minutes possibly - remaining on this planet
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Jun 3
zero self control because why am I considering calling in sick to finish book 1 of GOT
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Jun 3
None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.
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May 31
crashing out because I accidentally deleted all my videos from this Pakistan trip — none of them mattered except the ones with my mom and nano
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May 29
'Their genitals were repeatedly attacked. Specifically. They were electrocuted through their genitals.'
— British surgeon Professor @maynard_nick, describing to Tucker Carlson the systemic kidnapping, torture, and rape of Palestinian medics by 'israel'.
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May 22
RT @HexPositive: I’ve survived enough weirdos to know that intense and instantaneous chemistry between people is rarely, if ever, organic.…
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i just have one singular evil thought that i am holding on to for vindication purposes
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Don’t understand how it works but the secret to slowing down time is to relentlessly do new things
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