East Ham boy! My alter ego is Raynard twin brother of comic legend Joe Pasquale! or you may know me as Larry the Loafer! AD of Techincal at Wolverhampton Grand
Joined March 2009
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6 Feb 2024
Raynard is back for one night only! come and see us @WolvesGrand #danger #magic #distraction
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Due to popular demand two more dates have been added to The Prat Pack tour @MKTheatre theatre 30th & 31st Aug if you fancy a laugh we’ll see you there 👍
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It’s official we’re back!
Tickets on sale Friday👏
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26 Oct 2025
Filming at Diddly Squat has stopped for a little while but the farming goes on. Today, I have rented out a pig for sexual purposes.
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14 Aug 2025
If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.
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18 Jun 2025
I’ve started an Etsy shop selling digital notebooks and a to do list more to be added have a look great for using with good notes or any other note taking app or device I’m using it on my @remarkablepaper paper pro etsy.com/shop/DigitalDoodleN…
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6 Feb 2025
Today’s the day! My new book “The First Rule of Comedy…! Memories and Moments” is out now! Can’t wait for the official sold out launch tomorrow. See you then. @TheHistoryPress @RobertWRossEsq #NellofOldDrury #ThursdayThoughts
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ALT Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Noah ever applied for planning permission to build the arc, it seems he just built it. Yet when I wanted to build a small granny flat above my garage, the council fucked me over good and proper. Once again, there's one rule for some Old Testament prophet of doom and another for the rest of us. And don't even get me started on Joshua knocking down those supporting walls at Jericho. If they weren't Grade 2 listed, I'll eat my fucking hat. Hector Niecelybig, Truro
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8 Jan 2025
My new book “The First Rule of Comedy…!” Is out 7th Feb. Thanks to all who’ve asked if I’m doing a book tour and the answer is yes, absolutely. Here are some dates for your diary. More details and dates to follow! #HideHi @TheHistoryPress @RobertWRossEsq #WednesdayMotivation
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27 Nov 2024
Announcing my book launch at Carry On Up The @CinemaMuseum VI event, Saturday 30th Nov from 11am. Book launch taking place at The Nell of Old Drury Catherine St, London, Friday 7th Feb 2025. Find out more Saturday! @RobertWRossEsq #wednesdaythought
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25 Nov 2024
It’s official!! We’re on the road - April and May #pratpack
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2 Oct 2024
Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins.
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