Indie scribbler, "incorrigible," & "some know nothing hack." Board member, @ahcj. Former prez, @asja_hq. Book agent: @annasproul. 🏳️🌈 randydotinga@gmail.com
Joined April 2009
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Jun 12
Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
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Jun 12
BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?”
BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”
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What happened to the sex robot revolution? I spent months deep-diving on the edges of sex tech. Read my dispatch, featuring detachable penises, sucking vaginas, and an implanted electrode.
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Somehow in The Americans revival discourse no one has mentioned the star of the show, the FBI office's Mail Robot
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Jun 5
There is truly nothing like a Southwest flight to Vegas. (Where I'm connecting today.)
Flight attendant on the PA: "Is there a David (something) on board?"
Loud female voice: "No, he is not! We just broke up."
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Incredibly disturbing story broken by @medpagetoday team.
medpagetoday.com/special-rep…
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Jun 3
that uncle mo-lester joke from succession gets me every time 😭
Jun 3
In honor of the 8th anniversary, tell us your favorite moment from Succession.
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"She is difficult"
Jun 2
i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while
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Jun 3
this is possibly the funniest text i’ve gotten about the 60 minutes drama.
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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
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If Steyer places worse than second tonight, I am moving to Canada. I do not want to live in a country where a white male billionaire (with hair no less) cannot buy an election against candidates as mid as his opponents are in the California governor primary.
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Jun 2
This is one of the funniest corrections I've ever seen. It's real: nytimes.com/2026/06/01/nyreg…
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Jun 1
One of many eye-popping exchanges between Scott Pelley and Nick Bilton in this morning’s meeting:
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May 31
If more news outlets understood that they didn’t need to waste resources having a reporter compete with 23 other outlets for 23 copies of the same story, America would be a better place and local communities would have more informed voters.
Instead of doing, I don't know, REPORTING on what I assume is the biggest story in Maine politics, @aseitzwald just tossing up screen shots from reddit? LOCAL JOURNALISM, BABY 🙄
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They literally do slowly titrate you off of alcohol and heroin you stupid bint
May 26
If you go into hospital as an alcoholic, they don't put a bottle of vodka on your bedside table and titrate the dose.
They remove the alcohol.
If you go into hospital as a heroin addict, they don't hand you a syringe with the meal tray.
They remove the heroin.
If you go into hospital as a smoker, they don't wheel you outside every two hours for a cigarette break.
They remove the cigarettes.
If you go into hospital as a type 2 diabetic, they bring you white toast, cornflakes, fruit juice, a jam sachet, and a sweetened yoghurt.
Then inject insulin to manage the blood sugar response.
Then write in your notes that your diabetes is "poorly controlled."
Every other addiction is treated by removing the substance.
The one driven by carbohydrate is treated by serving the substance and medicating the response.
Have a think about why.
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May 26
mind your own fucking business
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