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Alpha 2000 retweeted
Kane Parsons has been cursed by a witch, causing him to transform every night.
He is an ogre.
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
tbh when trans men do it it’s always been 100x worse. no your transition goals cannot be spamton g. spamton
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I want y'all to go to the media tab of this account
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eu vi tanto hype no EP do colar de âmbar e achei MID
o melhor ep de house é o da reabilitação, aquela porra quase me fez chorar
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
This is the millennial/gen Z version of the "you're poor but you have a flat screen TV" argument boomer make without understanding that literally every TV being sold is flat screen nowadays
Jun 15
"Poor people" and they somehow have a phone/computer time of the day to type their excuses on Twitter and watch playthroughs. They're nowhere near as poor as you paint them to be. They're just too lazy to emulate or too cheap, or they're teens with no allowance.
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
The concept of “death by blue balls” is truly hilarious. If people could die from not coming, most men would be widowers.
again i think we need to put women through sex ed again where they get a lesson on what blueballing is and why men are frustrated about this
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
Funny, because as a teenager, that's what I did. I read voraciously. I played two musical instruments. I had a loving family I spent time with. But d'you know what I also was? Incredibly isolated and lonely to the point of being passively suicidal before finding community online.
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
The people smugly gloating that young people will just have to 'find something else to do' in response to the social media bans are usually the exact same people who seethe with anger and make reports about 'loitering' whenever they have to share public spaces with teenagers.
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
It's a generic warning that could mean anything from video surveillance to RF tags. Definitely mostly a base line deterrent.
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Jun 15
It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
the blue balls discourse is so funny to me, are these men severely cognitively impaired? if you are in pain because you need to cum then just go and jerk off !! like hello ???
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
Fortunately, I wouldn’t find myself in this situation.
These days, I just don’t take carnist women on dates to places with even the option to finance the holocaust.
I’m happy to pay as long as it’s vegan. And if they don’t like that, they can go fuck themselves.
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mind you it’s a brand started by a man who had a specific idea of what he wanted women’s lingerie to look like and the customers threw fits when they tried to go in an actual direction that was less misogynistic (ie more leisure wear, athletic wear and gender neutral sections)
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
The government in medieval terms :
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Jun 15
> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program
> screwworm outbreak almost immediately
> $1B to combat it
Government efficiency
Jun 15
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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Alpha 2000 retweeted
Jun 15
i actually don’t want to know man
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id rather be labeled as a furry than a vtuber wtf man
bro they must be classifying vegans as furries, ain’t no other way
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Jun 15
I genuinely believed this I need to go outside
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