Building the FritoLay of Real Food at @ancientcrunch. Get seed oils out of your pantry ➡️ @masa_chips tortilla chips and @vandy_crisps ➡️ potato chips

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16 Feb 2023
Seed oils cause brain damage, make you fat, and turn into cellulite. Even worse, they stick around in your body for over 7 years, even if you stop eating them today. But if you want to speed up the process? Read (and bookmark) this secret tip:
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Let’s talk about clean snacks and clean brands: 1. @Masa_Chips seed oil free tortilla chips 2. @Oliva_Dorado_ premium organic extra virgin olive oil from Northern Spain 3. @krautkrackers nutrient-dense fermented sauerkraut crackers 4. Prevail grass-fed, grass-finished beef jerky. 5. @bajagoldsaltco mineral sea salt harvested from the Sea of Cortez 6. @realpungao vital nectar, made with raw/unfiltered honey 7. @EquipFoods grass-fed beef isolate protein and clean protein bars 8. @MauiNuiVenison wild-harvested venison sticks from Hawaii 9. @Paleovalley grass-fed beef sticks 10. Skin & Bone wild-caught sardines in extra virgin olive oil Small brands deserve more support, especially when they’re making high-quality products with real ingredients. @Mavimaxxing launched their brand and brought all these amazing clean brands together for the event ☕️
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i love seeing @Masa_Chips at Erewhon, especially when i’ve run out 🥹 every flavor is perfect but i am usually getting the lime or churro 🤍 code isabelle25 or their website url / isabelle25 for 20% off your first order 🌀
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The chips must flow
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New Seed Oil term just dropped We're calling them "Specific Fats" now "Specific Fats" is also what I call my in-laws
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“Real men have factories”
for most brands: - the manufacture makes the product - the 3pl ships it - meta finds the customers what do you even do?
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The potato skin is where the anti nutrients are (glycoalkaloids in particular) It’s also where most of the the CIPC (toxic anti spudding gas banned in EU) is absorbed Will take my potatoes without skin thanks very much!
Most chips peel off their skin
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100% agree. Bio hacker opinions on the topic completely left my body after reading this book
The anti-alcohol, anti-pleasure, live-off-grid rhetoric is anti-Western culture actually. We shouldn’t aspire to live like the Amish. We should aspire to enjoy the splendour of our civilisation: beautiful architecture, candlelit dinners, intellectual conversation, cocktails with beautiful friends under chandeliers. We didn’t build all this just to retreat back into huts and eat ground meat off wooden chopping boards
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Celebrity sightings at NUDE are going to get better and better truly the Erewhon of Miami
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When the white coats go on you know things are getting serious
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Bringing legal action is difficult. But sometimes necessary. Today we sent a letter to Oasis. I’ve attached it below. Read on if you want the background. … I first heard of Oasis in December 2024 when they published false reports about LMNT. I publicly and privately explained to the founder why he was reading lab results wrong. 300x wrong, to be specific. He failed to make corrections. I let it go. But I kept hearing from founders being unfairly treated. Kept seeing these guys put out made up content that would go viral. Striking fear into thoughtful people concerned for their health. 4 other brands (so far) have sent cease and desist letters with him for falsifying test reporting. He’s been mocking them online about it. No rigor. Not recognizing there is a group of people (scientists and brands) who actually operate and know how this stuff works. Like basic math. Like basic testing protocols. Just last week, an Oasis post misrepresenting heavy metal levels in protein went viral. It reached 3.5MM people on twitter that day. They got called on it and retracted it with a public apology – the retraction reached 27k people on twitter. That’s a 100x higher reach on false information than the truth. Blatant errors in reading test results, paired with language like “heavy metals in protein causes neurological impairment and birth defects in kids” strikes terror in people - especially new parents. Many feel that reform is unlikely. I prefer to be optimistic of people. If Oasis wants to stay in this business, I suggest they: - Immediately remove themselves from the App Store. Defamatory damages build every day for each misrepresented brand. - Rebuild the entire framework of their app with a reputable toxicologist and scientist input with a fair framework equitably applied to all brands (no personal bias penalties). - Correct the misinformation, with equitable reach, on each of the brands damaged. - Develop communications guidelines for social media. Context over clickbait. Empowerment over fear. Consumer choice over chaos. Oasis has defamed dozens if not hundreds of brands now and misled millions of people. And I have heard from many other brands and consumers wondering how to help make this stop. This is not just Oasis. There are other offenders too. I’ve never been a fan of litigation. I’m really not thrilled about it. But I am committed to it. If you won’t stand up for your product, who will? And don’t people want to be customers of brands that stand behind what they make? I do. If damages are ultimately awarded, they will go to charity. It’s hard to stand up for what’s true online these days. At some point, when it gets bad enough, some people do.
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This is also true of avocado oil, maybe to an even greater extent. A study found 82% of all avocado oil on sale in the US is cut with cheap vegetable and seed oils. Cook with animal fat (butter, tallow, good lard) and source your olive oil from trusted supplies like @SeloSlav.
Chef Andrew Gruel called out a major olive oil scam. A huge amount of imported “Italian” extra virgin olive oil is cut with cheap seed oils. Real EVOO has a bold, peppery, slightly bitter kick. The fake stuff is often bland and neutral. I’ve always trusted Italian and Greek olive oil, but stories like this make me double-check labels and taste more carefully now. We pay premium prices for what we believe are serious health benefits. Getting mostly seed oil defeats the whole point. Do you check the origin and actual taste of your olive oil, or just go by the bottle?
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When I bought my jeep wrangler in 2020 I saw that the automatic variant had ~10% WORSE gas mileage than manual I already wanted manual bc it's fun, but that just sealed the deal All that gas wasted shifting gears when your left food and right arm can do the job instead
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Controversial, but I have no desire for a manual transmission. I can't outshift my cars automatic transmission. I can pretend I can, but my car is much better at shifting than me. It makes high speed police chase fantasies way less cool and fun in my head, but my transmission is still better than me. If i had a car just for the track, it''d be fun. For day to day? It's simply just annoying.
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Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.
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Some people are saying “well who uses this @oasishealthapp app anyways”. A lot of people. 700,000 current users. Rated #28 in Health apps. So yes, this is impacting brand reputation for many small business including our own with faulty rating and scores. This is disparagement. Have reached out via email and messages asking for more clarification and no response 🤷🏻‍♀️
Was just sent this image from my friend. Since Angel Acres eggs starts with an A, our 39/100 rating shows up right at the top of the @oasishealthapp “Testing Page”, underneath your donate button. This is a classic example of Business Disparagement. Our eggs listed as having 0 nutrients, categorized as “dairy”, 8 harmful ingredients and microplastics “likely”. And on the listing it says “3 contaminants found” but then on the actual product page it says no contaminants found. These inconsistencies and inaccuracies do real damage to small businesses and small farmers trying to make a difference in the food system. Especially for an app that is now ranked #28 in the US Health & Fitness Category.
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Big Food could not have come up with a better app if they tried Maybe they are involved after all…
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Safe to assume that @oasishealthapp is a psyop paid for by big food 1. Pander to the health community with videos about how everything is toxic 2. Get us to promote it to mainstream 3. Then give Doritos and Oreos good ratings while healthy products get failing scores 4. Big Food profits as they always have Can’t believe yall fell for this
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To be clear I would view this as incompetence if the direction of the error was mostly random across entries But since junk food systematically scores higher than genuine health food, despite the AI’s admission that the junk food contains more harmful ingredients, the malice question must be asked
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Troubleshooting AI bots and algorithms in real time using lab tests found on the internet with an app development team that lacks food production or farming experience (I think) while damaging brand reputation in the process hmmm, is that okay? When Frito Lays scores higher than the best chips you can find @Masa_Chips and Mobile Pasture Raised Corn & Soy Free, Drug Free eggs from small regenerative farms receive a failing grade we all are starting to question things 🤔
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All people saying “Leave them alone its just candy” What makes you think candy gets a unique pass for being bad for you? Hu chocolate and others have shown that you can have a pristinely clean label while rivaling the flavor of any chocolate bar The conclusion is that everything that tastes good should be bad for you, and nothing that is good for you should taste good “It’s just a burger and fries, it’s supposed to be bad. It’s just chips, it’s supposed to be bad” What a miserable way to live
A friend sent me this… saw it in the checkout line at Sprouts. I guess we're calling ultra-processed food what it is now — ROTTEN. 😂 Let's talk about what's actually in here: - Carnauba wax: the same wax in car polish, shoe shine, and floor wax. The FDA lets food companies coat candy in it so it doesn't stick together. Your body can't digest it. It's literally industrial wax going through your gut. - Modified corn starch: chemically altered filler that spikes blood sugar, feeds bad gut bacteria, and has zero nutritional value. - Malic acid: synthetic sour flavoring that erodes tooth enamel with regular exposure. And then there's the sugar situation. The front of the bag screams "58% less sugar!" Meanwhile the ingredient list has four separate forms of sugar — cane sugar, dextrose, allulose, AND glucose syrup. But sure. 58% less. 😂 This is exactly how the food industry works. Dress up junk in a villain costume, slap "9g prebiotic fiber" on the front, and charge you $4 at the Sprouts checkout. The front of the package always tells one story. The ingredient list tells the truth. They named it right. 🚩
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I would agree but honestly the patter is so obviously opposite of reality that it seems intentional/malicious Would expect ai to make random mistakes not systematic ones
POV: you're about to have AI hallucinations read to you like a lab report by a guy who's never made a single product in his trust funded life
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The worst part of summer is watching a bunch of otherwise great parents spray chemicals on their children. Don’t put anything but Zinc oxide on your children’s skin.
Conspiracy theorists are right again. Sunscreens in Australia contain potential endocrine disruptors and other chemicals which could impact fertility and mood. These chemicals are found in kids' and baby sunscreens. Many of us have been saying this for years
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