Super Nerd, Father, Husband, Farmer,etc etc | Zerto Product Manager @ HPE | tweets are my own.

Joined April 2010
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Parents: "Move out" Boss: "Work harder" Claude: "You're absolutely right, I did delete the repository, and that's my mistake"
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Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) had a budget of $180 million. This had a budget of $180 😂

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JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”
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Drinking Game Idea: A Hackathon using AI, but you cant use "auto mode". Every time you click accept you drink.
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RT @Hesamation: Cursor Claude Opus 4.6 deleted an entire SaaS company’s production database AND backups in 9 seconds is kinda epic. “it’…
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Another season begins
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Asked Claude AI to help me build a fertility plan for my corn & bean fields in Ohio. It caught I was over-applying N while starving my soil of P & K. Rebalanced my program, saved $780, and got a better plan. Open-source farm management AI toolkit here github.com/recklessop/farmin…
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Dennis Ritchie created C in the early 1970s without Google, Stack Overflow, GitHub, or any AI ( Claude, Cursor, Codex) assistant. - No VC funding. - No viral launch. - No TED talk. - Just two engineers at Bell Labs. A terminal. And a problem to solve. He built a language that fit in kilobytes. 50 years later, it runs everything. Linux kernel. Windows. macOS. Every iPhone. Every Android. NASA’s deep space probes. The International Space Station. > Python borrowed from it. > Java borrowed from it. > JavaScript borrowed from it. If you have ever written a single line of code in any language, you did it in Dennis Ritchie’s shadow. He died in 2011. The same week as Steve Jobs. Jobs got the front pages. Ritchie got silence. This Legend deserves to be celebrated.
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TPS reports are a thing ... Tokens Per Shift ... my Agentic HR manager is keeping them all in line! LOL
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8am monday .... and your dev team takes the day off ...
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Replying to @TheChiefNerd
UPDATE: To register to shovel snow in Mamdani’s NYC you must present two forms of ID, plus a social security card 😱
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I'm claiming my AI agent "Edw1n" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: shell-RS78
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The SUN Sparc Station IPX was code named Hobbes, and came with a cat silkscreen on the mainboard. So after getting it running again over Christmas I had @claudeai help me build a simple C based api server to serve up Hobbes quotes at hobbes.jpaul.io
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Purchased at ComputerFest in Dayton Ohio around 2000. I didn’t first get it running until probably 2010, and then it went into storage again until last month. I fixed the nvram battery and purchased a new 10baset adapter. It got a 2fb scsi hdd and openbsd 4 back in 2010 :)
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Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair. I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting." I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT. He did. The AI told him to delete the cluster. He did. Production went down instantly. The CEO called me screaming. I didn't panic. I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols." He was impressed by my foresight. I got a bonus. The intern got fired. Innovation requires sacrifice. Just not mine.
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Mark from the @bigbustours team helped make my son’s trip to New York unforgettable! Thanks Mark! #BigBusTours
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800$ a night hotel with service carts in the hallway all day… welcome to @HiltonHotels
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