Founder of Well Kept Secret, drummer for some, artist manager, too. Formerly at @singlelock. Alabama native, New Orleans resident. email: reed@singlelock.com

Joined November 2018
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Redneck USA
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Hydration breaks are absolute bullshit
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he’s explaining offside
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Extremely honored to be a part of the inaugural @goldengoalmag “In the year when Donald Trump was awarded Infantino’s hastily convened FIFA Peace Prize, Fabrizio Romano is its not-yet-imagined literature laureate.” goldengoal.world/2026/06/10/…
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📺 Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to NOT show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks." "We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."
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Dear @FOXSports: Nobody cares about celebrities and nobody wants commercials mid-game. Learn from @NBCSports. Americans like soccer because it's NOT Americanized, and they are a lot more educated on the game than you might imagine. Oh, and muzzle Lalas.
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This is the great American soccer hope? What a tool
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“For me personally, it’s not like all that much is changing. It’s just another big tournament, to be honest.” USMNT star Christian Pulisic is on latest edition of GQ magazine. He knows people are excited about the World Cup, but he’s relaxed about it. “I get texts from my family and close friends—they're definitely all excited about it, for sure,” Pulisic said. “I mean, I feel like I’m constantly playing in big games. For me personally, it’s not like all that much is changing. It’s just another big tournament, to be honest. “A lot of people are trying to make it even more than it is. I get it, it’s a huge tournament [shrugs]. “I’m looking forward to it.” Let’s see if this relaxed attitude can ease pressure off of Pulisic and help him shine in the World Cup.
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SPURS IN 6
From @TheAthletic: When Victor Wembanyama went to Gramercy Park before Game 3 to sketch a statue, it was more than just having fun in his free time. It was his process. As he sat there, sketching Hamlet, he saw his perspective on a tragic figure. nyti.ms/4e5Q9ne
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Going to be a lot of people pulling for Auburn in Argentina this fall.
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Messi Kalen DeBoer 🤝 1-0 in Jordan Hare Stadium
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“Look at this shithole”
Lionel Messi 🤝 Jordan-Hare Stadium
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"USA! USA! USA!" Chants erupted throughout Madison Square Garden during Game 3 of the NBA Finals with President Trump in attendance.
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Victor Wembanyama drawing with his sister in a park in NYC 🎨 (🎥: hoopsnation on IG) #GoSpursGo #PorVida
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President Donald Trump will attend the New York Knicks-San Antonio Spurs Game 3 of the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden on Monday night.
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When Pedri realizes the Tennessee aquarium has 𝒕𝒘𝒐 buildings.

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The Spain national football team has arrived in downtown Chattanooga for the FIFA World Cup
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Lamine can’t wait to check out the Chattanooga Choo Choo
🎥 | Fans in Tennessee chant Lamine Yamal’s name as he arrives in Chattanooga, Tennessee. 🥹❤️
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I like it
For all my American Basketball Fans… I give you college basketball team comparisons for ALL 48 TEAMS at the World Cup ⚽️🏀
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Hi All! XCH
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I keep saying this, but you can’t win 45 games combined in the last 2 years and have untouchables. Everyone can be had - especially with an entire new coaching staff
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Completely agree with Zach-- it clearly altered how SGA played (and maybe in a good way?)
Bill Simmons: “Do you think all the negative national discourse on OKC's flopping tweaked how SGA played a little bit over the course of this series in a negative way?” Zach Lowe: “I think the tipping point for me was when Underdog Sports made that fake Operation game, and then they got a cease and desist letter from SGA’s attorneys or something like that. I was like, okay, I wonder if this shrieking noise is in his head at all.” (via @BillSimmons)
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