Mechanical engineer. Programmer.
Joined June 2011
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Le Chaton is real!
Jun 15
It's actually le gros chaton
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Jun 15
Just got an update: le chaton fat is so powerful it escaped the Notre Dame datacenter by hacking it's sandbox and now it is smoking a cigarette with a glass of wine at an espresso bar in Toulouse
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Jun 13
If the socialists had their way, Elon would have had his paypal profits taken and redistributed for the greater good.
The world would never have seen Tesla, nor SpaceX.
And the world wouldn't know it, because they were uncreated, and thus unseen.
Imagine the companies that don't exist, because Washington destroyed them before they were born.
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We're truly in an era of microwaved software
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Jun 11
Asked a question so dangerous they sent my ass to haiku
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Jun 10
There are many paths that lead to totalitarianism. This is ours.
Jun 10
just to state the obvious: think there's a collison course between those who believe research and science should be open and those who believe we are in an accelerating singularity curve.
I have many smart friends who have believed both for a while but seeing more and more their realization that these beliefs will be in conflict.
I for one believe that America and the west needs open and distributed access to research and computation and sharing of ideas at all times.
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Jun 10
JUST IN: Trump reveals the U.S. has secretly been taking out “millions of barrels” of oil from Iran every night.
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Jun 9
He will reveal that JAI has stood for "JavaScript Artificial Intelligence" this entire time, and it will be IPO'ing along with SpaceX in the ~$1T range.
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Jun 8
[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"
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A software engineer was granted a religious exemption from using AI at work. Legal experts say others may follow now that the Pope has raised concerns about the tech's impact on humanity. bit.ly/4dZNXiF
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This applies to many niche skills. I didn’t learn astrophotography from school, I learned it by getting my hands dirty & spent every night learning how NOT to do it.
If you want to do something, just start doing it. Waiting for someone to teach you might leave you with nothing.
There is obviously no “degree” you can get from a university that actually teaches you how to make an orbital rocket, as none of the professors know how to do it!
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Jun 3
i made fruit ninja but you've got a guitar instead of a sword
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