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30 Jun 2019
It’s alright lads I’ll put it back in my boxers now
#cambscops In the early hours of this morning Officers attended the area of Lovell Rd Cambridge, Reports of a three meter snake seen in the area. Police have located the owner but not the Reticulated Python confirmed to be 9ft long. Any sighting please notify Cambs Police on 101.
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Which format did you win it in broski
May 31
I’m not taking shit from United fans man, these guys haven’t even played in the new UCL format
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May 20
congrats on your Prem Title but put an end to this “club of the people” gimmick
Mark Bonnick explains how #Arsenal sacked him for opposing the genocide in Gaza: “I don’t regret speaking out about Palestine.”
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Me as soon as Drake starts rapping about rich nigga shit that only me and him relate to #Iceman
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rare ball knowledge from melon

Anthony Fantano has named ‘Stick’ by Jim Legxacy as his No.1 song of the year
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Congress did its homework on Nigel Farage:

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FOOD CHAIN YOU GEORDIE BASTARDS. KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE IN THE FOOD CHAINNNNNN
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2 Jun 2025
I thought the Man Utd drip ran out…

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Dkekdkdkdkfkdkdkdkdfkfk

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Justice.
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2 Oct 2024
I'm sprung
30 Sep 2024
In English we say “I want you” In poetry we say…?
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1 Sep 2024
leave the football before the football leaves you
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Bloke told us we live in a shithole then slapped a hat trick on us.
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For the people mocking Lee Carsley being a possible replacement for Gareth Southgate, watch this video. He had the U21s playing some of the best football I’ve ever seen an England team play when they won the Euros last summer

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The Generals add another trophy to the cabinet winning 2-0 against Alma in the junior cup this morning 🏆 @LeeHughess8 ⚽️⚽️ #UTG 💛💜
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A solid performance today from the generals against a strong @RoystonRoversFC. It’s always a good contest but we come out 2-1 winners to take home the trophy 🏆. Well played, Royston. All the best for the rest of the season. Goals from: Bingy ⚽️ @Ardened1 ⚽️ #UTG 💜
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17 Mar 2024
I LOVE THIS GAME
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25 Dec 2023
Merry Christmas🎄
25 Dec 2015
mum got me the wrong size boxers how can i wear medium boxers when im packing a fucking lampost
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25 Dec 2015
mum got me the wrong size boxers how can i wear medium boxers when im packing a fucking lampost
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Message from Gaza . Please please stop
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