Rep for Wisconsin's Third District. Little bitch. Insurrectionist. Tavern king. Felon (off probation!). Bigot. Retired Navy Seal. Failed Businessman. Parody.
Joined August 2022
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2 Jul 2025
2 Jul 2025
Rep. Van Orden on recon bill:
“The president of the United States didn't give us an assignment. We're not a bunch of little bitches around here, okay? I'm a member of Congress. I represent almost 800,000 Wisconsinnites.”
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Watchmojo, thank you.
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I'm behind this 110%!! Make it happen!!
Proposal: Replace the water in the reflecting pool with good ol' Kentucky bourbon:
- naturally algae resistant
- delicious
- good for American industry
- looks fantastic
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🚨 REPORT CARD: Rep. Van Orden Gets Caught Skipping Class, Throws Tantrum on X 📉🍼
Watching a grown man and former Navy SEAL try to explain away a terrible attendance record is pure "the dog ate my homework" energy. 🎒🐶
Derrick you got caught red-handed skipping nearly HALF (10 out of 22) of your Agriculture Committee hearings. Your big defense? A panicky, playground whine: "But I’m on THREE whole 👶committees and SEVEN subcommittees! I'm too busy!" Let’s dismantle the excuses of the loudest kid in the principal's office:
The "Too Busy" Myth: Hey Derrick, every single Rep in Washington has multiple committee assignments. It’s called the job. They manage to show up. You just chose to skip. 🤷♂️
The "I Was in the Building" Paper Trail:
💡The data shows you were physically in D.C. and voting on the House floor on days you blew off these hearings. You weren't stranded or dealing with an emergency. You just didn't care enough to cross the hallway. 📍🏃♂️
Insult: Calling an Ag hearing an irrelevant meeting about "cryptocurrency" is a slap in the face to Wisconsin dairy farmers dealing with skyrocketing bankruptcies.
They care about the Farm Bill, even if you’re too busy writing angry tweets to look at the agenda. 🚜💔
You can't hide a bad work ethic behind a tough-guy persona forever. The fresh June polls show you losing 50–46 and your favorability is deep underwater at -11. The voters see right through the playground excuses. Time to grow up or pack up. 🚪🧾
#WI03 #VanOrden #WisconsinFarmers #Accountability #ShowUp @RebeccaforWI
ALT Van Orden excuses never end
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We patriots know proper pool management. Adding several buckets of Mountain Dew Voltage will get the reflecting pool back to its beautiful sparkling blue.
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“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”
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He can bring 2000 more. It's not going to make a difference in November!!
Jun 16
Congressman Derrick Van Orden brought two more members of the Trump administration cabinet to the Chippewa Valley Monday. wqow.com/news/rep-van-orden-…
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Where's Darren's father?? We never hear about him!!
June is Men's Mental Health Month.
Too many fathers and young men are facing mental health challenges in silence, from rising suicide rates, growing isolation and uncertainty about the future
That's why I introduced the White House Council on Fathers and Sons Act with @RepNateMoran. Strong men help build strong families, and strong families build a stronger America.
moran.house.gov/news/documen…
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No beer!? This makes me mad!!
There will be no beer, cheese curds or cream puffs handed out from Wisconsin's booth at the Great American State Fair in D.C. But there will be a fiberglass cow and Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
The latest on WI's plans as some states bow out:
jsonline.com/story/news/poli…
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Bowser for governor!!
Wisconsin Democrats are promoting crazy policies that would destroy our state.
Choose common sense.
Make Tom Tiffany the Governor of Wisconsin this November!
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Jun 16
I'm starting to look like @RepGrothman!!
Jun 15
Kicked off the week in Chippewa Falls, WI with @Sonderling47 and @RepVanOrden at a local staple - Loopy’s Grill & Saloon.
The Working Family Tax Cuts delivered $82B in relief this year - was great to meet the hardworking small businesses and workers that they were designed for!
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MAGA:
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A reminder that this is what obese Todd “Pedo Protector” Starnes looks like while calling other men beta males.
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UFC Freedumb 250
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Jun 14
I’m old enough to remember when Scott Walker urged the entire Republican Party to unite against Donald Trump.
Now he gargles the rapists balls on the daily.
What a submissive little bitch.
Fuck Scott Walker🖕
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Jun 15
It's what plants crave!!
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Jun 15
Florida man can't spell...
Jun 14
Florida Republican Rep. Byron Donalds lectures about the importance of reading comprehension while standing in front of a misspelled sign
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Jun 14
HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.
Jun 14
Donald J Trump is the Peace President and that is an irrefutable fact.
Community note
The United States and Israel have actually started the war with coordinated strikes on Iran on Feb 26, after which Iran retaliated with missile and drone attacks. britannica.com/event/2026-Ira…
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Jun 13
My supporters in WI03:
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