disambiguated, genuine, Texan, father of three.
Joined June 2014
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16 Nov 2024
Anybody else having absolute abysmal streaming from @netflix right now? #JakePaulMikeTyson
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9 Oct 2024
Wake up babe, new Kamala Harris accent just dropped
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22 Jul 2024
I’m in. How much you need?? /s I’m broke
21 Jul 2024
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15 May 2024
my 72yr old dad doesnt press the END button on his phone when hes done w a call, he just puts it back in his pocket. so when i want to casually spend time with him i say bye then just listen in and its like we're hanging out.
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20 Apr 2024
Bro is disrespectful af
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4 Apr 2024
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11 Mar 2024
Imagine you get the $500,000 question and it's this one
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17 Sep 2023
Watching #Shameless through for the first time. Only in Season Two. It gets so hard to stomach sometimes. Too many close to home scenarios.😣
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15 Jul 2023
I hate it - but I also want it.
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5 Jul 2023
how are people like this real
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9 Jun 2023
Time to turn up the 🔥🔥🔥 #FlaminHotMovie, directed by @EvaLongoria, NOW STREAMING on @Hulu and @DisneyPlus.
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12 Jun 2023
I don’t get how some people can just be all about ONE band. I need a mix daily!
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12 Jun 2023
So like, is @CallofDuty advocating for child-predator grooming? I’m with @NICKMERCS, seems like a weird box to stand on.
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