two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert.... near them, on the sand, one vast trunk
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Jun 15
i cannot stop thinking about the unique afab experience of being denied your father’s horses i’m sorry
Damn, I didn’t know c1s boys are forced to wear bras against their will, told to be more hygienic than boys because they are “girls”, congratulated on their period and “becoming a woman”, not be allowed to learn how to be around and care for their father’s horses etc.
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Jun 14
i cannot stress how incredible it is that times square has been all cleaned up by 8 am. those mfs lit a fucking bus on fire on42nd street. the knicks work hard but nyc sanitation works harder.
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looks like pink lemonade was invented by a clown and the original batch was balls and asshole flavored. good news tho, clown's dead
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Jun 15
Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn
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Jun 15
there are so many things where brits are justified in making fun of us Americans but for some reason they keep trying to do it about food
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Jun 14
I’m crying 😭😭😭 he gave New York fidget buses to take their adrenaline out on instead of damaging the actual buses I love Mamdani so much
Jun 14
mamdani putting school buses in times square as a tactical honey pot for hooliganism is a 5d chess move
kudos @NYCMayor
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These buses were hired as World Cup shuttles to transport fans to MetLife Stadium. They were damaged by crowds celebrating the Knicks NBA championship win in Times Square. nytimes.com/athletic/73602… cbsnews.com/newyork/news/t… nydailynews.com/2026/06/14/kni…
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Jun 14
Brit’s, explaining their food: so, it’s not supposed to taste good at all
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Jun 14
This reminds me of how when Indian women were supposed to vote for the first time, most of them did not know their own names, even today my grandmother's name is hardly ever mentioned, she's just Amma, she told me her name once when I was 6.
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Jun 14
decirle a tu mamá que un video es ia se siente como decirle a un nene que papa noel no existe
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Dudes do a high dose of mushrooms one time and be like “yeah since my ego death I’m just kind of better than everyone around me”
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Jun 14
went to church for the first time in 2 years. the pastor dedicated 30mins of sermon to confirm that it's biblical canon that sin is stored in the foreskin before taking off his jacket to do baptisms and when he turned around he had a glock shoved in his ass crack. I ❤️ Kentucky
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Jun 14
woke up fully clothed, glasses still on and the skyrim main menu up on my pc really loud. who tf closed last night
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Leon Kennedy
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Jun 13
This is like what they were inscribing on kirks bullets. It’s lowk beautiful in a way
Jun 12
is it more embarrassing to *survive*, or to be *killed* by an ancient sling bullet that reads "get pregnant with this"
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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Jun 13
Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.
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Jun 13
Wait is this whole thing happening in front of a fake facade of the White House right in front of the real White House
Jun 13
God Bless America 🇺🇸
First look at the historic Freedom Jump.
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That's why they got fuck all type of entities and eldritch horrors living there
Jun 13
The Appalachian mountains are older than SATURN’S rings? Holy shit
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Jun 13
whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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a lesbian is someone who lezzes out that’s all there is to it
Jun 12
as a lesbian i personally have always felt really uncomfortable being defined as a ‘non-man who loves non-men,’ i think there’s nuance and others really connect to the definition but i’ve always felt really dehumanized when people put it onto me
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