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the uk is trying to use the power of government to make sure the new generation uses 4chan exclusively. by banning children from all the websites that requires you to "log in" and create a "profile", the children will be left with only one option. kier starmer is a crypto anon

The way AIs are treated like Metal Gears is hilarious

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

I always wondered why “the Ballmer peak” was about consuming alcohol rather than cocaine.

at the supermarket, i say, “what kind of nuts do you want?”. my son, 4, grabs macadamia nuts. its like $14. im broke (artist). i say, “alright, thats the most expensive kind of nut, really. but if you want me to buy them, i will”. he puts them in the cart. i give them to him for snack for a few days - he never touches them. eventually, i say, “hey buddy, no big deal, but you did ask me to get these expensive nuts for you.” he pauses and then says, “…well, i got them for you”. explain why am i living with a tiny jewish comedian.

Sam's Club Old logo: serifed, authoritative, comforting, stable New logo: fat, lowercased, googlified, cheap-looking, embarrassing The Serif Holocaust Continues #WeWantSerifs

We are all so desperate to return to the ignorance and magic of childhood we keep buying slop sequels and remakes but we will never get those days back.

real talk, does anyone actually want GTA6? Culturally do people want to play something like that anymore, or do we just wish we were our younger selves who enjoyed GTA3?

Slow news day.

It's a question well-worth asking. The snide reactions he's getting for asking this simple question are telling—we're well into unknown territory with this stuff, and everyone's trying to cope with the paradoxical nature of it all. Interesting times! Man I wish I was born earlier

This pointless quest for hyper-realism has done more damage to the medium of video games than anyone seems to realize

Things are really starting to come together.

Every new short-form indie game does this now too. Developers have become irrationally afraid that users/players won't know what to click on when there's three things on the screen that you CAN click on and then immediately close the app/game and request a refund, apparently—sad!

Haters in shambles, suddenly nowhere to be seen.

The SURPRISE is: x.com/SinkingStarGame/status… Order of the Sinking Star will have a free demo on Steam, for NextFest, Monday. Because the game is HUGE, the demo is huge: it's bigger than most entire paid puzzle games, and you get to try it out for free.