Husband & father first. Mortgage guy and Restaurant professional. Huge fan of the @Canucks, @BCLions and @49ers. Not a fan of @realDonaldtrump. Life is grand...

Joined March 2011
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I love how Fox had the foresight to lay a black towel on the white couch just in case Trump shit himself during the interview.

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6 May 2024
Bro got cartoon super powers😭
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12 Apr 2024
One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.
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8 Dec 2023
Don’t drive people; it’s very simple.
B.C. police nab 222 impaired drivers in one night during pre-Christmas blitz theprovince.com/news/local-n…
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20 Oct 2023
Well done Patton.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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20 Sep 2023
So awesome.
19 Sep 2023
GOALKEEPER HEROICS 🤯 Ivan Provedel ties it for Lazio with moments to spare ‼️
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I can get this down to 40-50 bucks at the self checkout
I present: $100 of groceries.
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Congratulations BP & The 49ers….🎉Your Arizona Family is So Proud of You All!! We Love You#13!❤️🏈
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17 Aug 2023
Aaron Paul, of Breaking Bad fame, on The Price is Right in 2000 x.com/DailyVideosOnly/status…

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Eagle Bluff wildfire ramps back up closing down crowsnest highway 3 in Osoyoos. Time lapse 1:50pm to 2:50pm
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The ump 🤣
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21 Apr 2023
Happy #240!
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Thinking about the time a Jeopardy contestant told Alex Trebek she was into nerdcore hip-hop and he just buried her with a shovel. x.com/Bart_Stutton/status/96…

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Still the greatest college basketball play of all time

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This young man is 4 days old. He looks like he just made senior partner at a prestigious law firm.
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13 Mar 2023
Never a doubt…
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Gerald Henderson would like a word with the load management department
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Two hard boiled eggs I left on the table before going to wash hands?
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1 Feb 2023
HOW did they do this with a straight face??? 😂 @rickygervais

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