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28 Nov 2015
99.9% sure that Elon Musk is a supervillian. Remember this tweet when he takes over the world.
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Dems need to step up their game
4 Mar 2025
JUST IN: 🇷🇸 Chaos in Serbian parliament as opposition sets off smoke grenades and tear gas to protest against the government.
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They kicked the AP out of the oval to make room for this pathetic “journalist”.
28 Feb 2025
Brian Glenn: Why don’t you wear a suit?!? Do you own a suit?
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Bro, did you write this? We all saw you. You tried to shrink in your chair. You looked at Trump like he was some crazy ass pops who was embarrassing you on your first date. Don’t bullshit us. Grow a pair.
Thank you @POTUS for standing up for America in a way that no President has ever had the courage to do before. Thank you for putting America First. America is with you!
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Worth repeating.
Steven rants about the childish view the West has of the Ukrainian War.
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Hey retard the USPS is mandated by the Constitution
25 Feb 2025
Dear @doge, The @USPS is outdated and a complete waste of time for 90% of Americans. It's also a total grift by marketers, spammers and e-commerce companies to get American taxpayers to subsidize their businesses. I know, I was a magazine publisher and was SHOCKED at how little they charged us (publications get a sick rate!). Here's what we do: 1. Drop service down to 1x a week 2. Citizens must opt into getting postal mail by paying $1 a year. 80% of people won't bother since MOST mail is just marketing flyers and garbage that wastes people's time. 3. Take all these notable buildings and turn them into retraining centers for Postal employees and then childcare centers. That's MUCH MORE IMPORTANT for the average citizen. 4. Give every postal employee a soft landing: 12 months severance, then a year at half pay, so they have TWO YEARS to find a new gig and retrain. 100% a total grift and waste of time in the age of Amazon, UPS and Fedex -- and [ checks notes ] email.
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25 Feb 2025
Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say? Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off

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Asmongold Called me out in his recent video. so here is my response: "Tectone was going on about how much he loved stellar blade and so I asked him if he actually played it and he said that he played the demo for 10 minutes These fake gamers make me so fucking mad man." Asmongold at the ripe age of 42 (yes your real age not 34 like you "pretend" to be online) you need to understand this fact. I am a busy man, I got things to do and I got places to be. If you're going to look me in my eyes and tell me that you're playing stellar blade for the "gameplay" You need to get a fucking grip. If you want gameplay, play fucking dark souls or monster hunter. I am a 31 year old man and I played the game for 10 minutes because I was beating my fucking dick. Yep, anybody else playing that whole ass game is wasting time, I do not give a fuck I do not care. SO yeah in 10 minutes I blew my fucking load, and thats what made stellar blade so great. I'm so tired of these fake ass gooners in my life.
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Trump firing much of our top military leadership overnight is wrong. I’ll speak out against this but I need you to join me. I want all of us, especially our veterans, to call this what it is — politicizing our military. This is dangerous behavior by a President.
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Hey @ElonMusk, when you finally get the nerve to climb into a rocket ship, come talk to the three of us.
21 Feb 2025
Yes, he does. He is an idiot who publicly attacked me, despite having no idea what ACTUALLY happened. Btw, your brother claims to be independent, but is just a Dem donor shill.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Hey I think you forgot to read the part where I said: "Answer that fucking question or shut the fuck up."
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The American Labor movement will never succeed because they simply care more about culture war issues than their own wages every time
Let’s be honest… the last time @TeamsterSOB and I were in a hearing room together, we almost came to blows. President Trump brought business and labor together in this election. I trust his pick. Let’s finish this fight. 🇺🇸💪
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Kill. Me. Now.
Hakeem Jeffries unveils his nickname for Donald Trump. [drumroll] "Captain Chaos"
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16 Feb 2025
You can see why medieval courts had eunuchs running around under the protection of the king. They can be useful by redirecting court gossip and maintaining the dignity of the king by attacking his internal (but sensitive) allies
15 Feb 2025
“Choosing life” Ask her how many abortions she’s had and what the net worth of those fathers was
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tfw you get 120 million people to call your opp a pedo at the same time
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