Vegan • Jewish • Killing Today For A Better Tomorrow
Joined August 2014
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16 Mar 2022
A cop just said “yo is that an Earth Crisis shirt” to me…my brother in Christ that is not the type of pig they wanted to save
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Jun 14
this is like reverse 9/11
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Jun 11
BIGGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY THE ENTIRE STATE OF TEXAS CAN SUCK MY DICK open.spotify.com/track/7xXvP…
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May 30
BREAKING: Gabriel's penalty has been found and recovered in The Danube River in Budapest 😳
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May 26
NYC after this Knicks make it to the NBA Finals tonight for the first time since 1999:
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Trotsky and Morrissey are similar figures in being deeply polarizing yet beloved among Latinos
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This freestyle has been burned in my brain since I was 14
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Feb 20
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Feb 16
i’m a strong believer that everyone has at least one filmbro movie in their letterboxd top 4
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The Soviet Islamic Republic of New York (Polymarket’s Version)
Feb 3
After months of planning, we're excited to announce 'The Polymarket' is coming to New York City.
New York's first free grocery store.
We signed the lease. And we donated $1 million to Food Bank For NYC — an organization that changes how our city responds to hunger. 🧵
Community note
Polymarket's "free grocery store" will not be permanent. It will be a limited time, 5 day pop-up.
businessinsider.com/polymarket-kal…
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5 Nov 2025
This is probably the only time in my life that the guy campaigning for the first time who I dapped up in Astoria Park will become mayor
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4 Nov 2025
I paid a witch on Etsy to kill Dick Cheney and make sure Zohran becomes mayor so you’re welcome everyone
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10 Sep 2025
No one else is brave enough but I will say it: Imagine if this had happened tomorrow
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31 Aug 2025
Just got out of a double feature of Lawrence of Arabia in 70mm & Apocalypse Now in 35mm…no one is doing it like me!!!
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19 Jul 2025
Numbing my tongue (and hopefully brain) at the vegan szechuan spot before seeing Eddington
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11 Jul 2025
This is how Clipse’s Tiny Desk ended:
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4 Jul 2025
Please rise for the singing of our national anthem 🇺🇸 🦅 🎆
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3 Jul 2025
The Odyssey teaser was sick but the 2 hour post credit scene with dinosaurs was pretty bad
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26 Jun 2025
I did this off the cuff because if I sat there staring at it I would never finish it
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