Buffalo born. Fascinated with the 70’s detective show Cannon. Why does he karate-chop people when he’s carrying a gun??
Joined June 2011
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May 24
What is that, Chuck? Is that cheese on a raw hamburger?
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We absolutely would watch this!
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Mar 31
A mariachi band plays while David Lee Roth takes a drag off his heater and Eddie Van Halen laughs his ass off. This is why I’m here, my friends.
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Mar 18
Kash Patel walking out of the US locker room
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Feb 27
Drone captures a chase between two wolves and a rabbit.
The rabbit never gives up, it has perfect speed!
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7 Sep 2025
“Hello friends, Joe Dimaggio here. I used to sleep with Marilyn Monroe. I mean, I really gave it to her, ya know? It was even better than you probably imagine it was. Well, now the highlight my days comes at 7 am thanks to this piece of shit.”
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19 Jul 2025
Nolan Ryan cemented his legendary status when he motorboated Morganna right there on the mound.
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9 Jul 2025
The TSA will now let you keep your shoes on through security at TPA!!!!!*
*unless you’re wearing Crocs…you should take those off and throw them away
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26 Jun 2025
I can't imagine a life without animals
25 Jun 2025
A journalist visits a shelter, and a dog gently grabs their hand, refusing to let go. Then the journalist adopts the dog 🥺
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25 Feb 2025
PURE HAPPINESS: This 16-year-old girl was disappointed that she missed a Jonas Brothers concert because she was undergoing chemotherapy treatment. But then, she got a surprise right in her hospital room 🫶
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8 Feb 2025
On this day in 2013, the ECHL’s @Condors brought a real condor out onto the ice for the national anthem. As expected, it didn’t go well #Hockey365
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7 Feb 2025
Josh Allen delivers an epic NFL MVP speech. He speaks from the heart and vents his frustration about the Bills failures in thr postseason. (Parody)
I made this using Clonos.io
#BuffaloBills #nfl #joshallen
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13 Nov 2024
An argument/conversation that takes place on a NFL field cost roughly 12k if anyone was curious
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Killing John Duttons character was even worse than when MASH killed Henry Blake #YellowstoneTV
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17 Aug 2024
When it comes to authentic Mexican beef taco filling, I’m afraid I’m going to require the endorsement of Cris Collinsworth.
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14 Jul 2024
Survived a gun shot and a convicted felon… I for one am ready for Trump’s rap album
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