I got a talent for being randomly selected at airports.
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Does anyone in Minneapolis actually have a job?
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
Zohran made his own brooklyn aesthetic World Cup jerseys because the absolute last thing he will do is wear a Team USA Jersey and show an ounce of Patriotism. He thought ahead on this one have to give him credit.
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Why do all the black Haitian players have white French names? Not one Trevyon
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It’s very progressive of the Scotts to have just hobbits on their team
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It’s 2026 and there isn’t one black person on the Scottish soccer team ?
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
The socialists have no answer to this.
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If Elon musk gave me the trillion dollars I would have 1 trillion dollars
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
"Trump's UFC arena is defiling the WH"
Those same people in 2020:
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
Just in: new footage of Texas police recovering illegal gun from James Harden
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0.3% of the water consumed by US golf courses last year
BREAKING: Amazon data centers used 2.5 billion gallons of water in 2025
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Amazon's data centers withdrew 2.5 billion gallons of water in 2025, down 2% from 2024 despite expansion, or less than 0.1% of annual U.S. landscape irrigation. aboutamazon.com/news/sustainab…
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
They miss this
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
This is probably the first time you’ve ever said that.
Let’s go USA! ⚽️🇺🇸
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
This guy is going to end up at The White House before the World Cup is over
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WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
Goals conceded in the first half of a 2026 World Cup match
Brazil: 1 (at least)
USA: 0
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
So the $7 trillion of our money that that the government took and spent last year solved every problem seven times over?
I think that would’ve made the news.
A trillion dollars could solve virtually every problem. Any problem at all. But instead it’s all just going to Some Guy
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Jay 🕋☪️✈️ retweeted
Not in a gay way, though, just to display dominance.
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