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16 Oct 2012
The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
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Makes you think :/
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Jun 14
Happy 80th president trump. You will never catch me
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Jun 11
At Ag Cmte hrg I asked Scty Rollins abt ways 2 stop the spread of New World screwworm address rising input costs explain why admin delayed rulemaking under Packers&Stockyards Act 2 combat unfair practices and help small family farmers Rollins said she would get back 2 me
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Jun 7
you guys all made fun of the mcdonalds ceo and now the big arch is gone. I hope you're happy.
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The greatest chase scene in television history doesn't exi-
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Jun 1
Every Iowan has their favorite month Mine is June because of the beautiful green grains and everything else green and the state flowers WILD ROSE
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We need to bring this energy back to adult swim
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May 25
lot of people crying about stephen colbert were silent about deborah vance 💅
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May 19
Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI
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Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?
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May 16
WRONG!!!
They never make tables of male bodies in this position.
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May 13
Jack in the Box fired their CEO😔
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$JACK
Jack in the Box Names Mark King as Interim Chief Executive Officer
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rubber cat retweeted
May 7
They’re literally doing the meme. Why couldn’t they use a photo of his decomposing corpse instead?
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Wealthy restauranteur, 52, kills his PREGNANT wife, their two young children and himself in horrific murder-suicide at $1.2m home in Houston's smartest suburb trib.al/2x8Cqib
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