I know what time it is. Make mine a 99.

Joined March 2009
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42 day fitness challenge for Sophie, who was with us for just 42 days, and who would have been ten years old today. Please share! @LHM_UK @TheBHF @PICU_Scot @NHSGGC @nhsfife @DoctorBegg @lizzie_anne justgiving.com/page/squatsan…
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Hello? Hello, hello, hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. If anyone is still receiving on X. Please consider buying a raffle ticket to support @LHM_UK with IMMENSELY brilliant prizes up for grabs! hockey.onethousandhearts.com…
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Well then, thanks to a *tremendously* generous donation from @thinkbroadband we now need to work out the logistics of delivering a hug from @GoFibre_UK's Digby. The next challenge is reaching £1k for @LHM_UK justgiving.com/page/gofibre-…
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Can you help Kinross Hockey Club smash their target for #LittleHeartsMatter this weekend? Hey @elonmusk spread some love and share 💔 justgiving.com/page/kinrossh…
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Andrew Mitchell retweeted
Ok my@Twitterati here’s a brilliant cause worth considering if you have a spare tenner or twenty quid - or if you’re currently considering what may be your annual charity donation 🤔👍 hockey.roomitchell.com/gofun…

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That's the 2nd time I've really fucked up @OctopusEnergy Power Up sessions. Distracted by the kids dinner/bath/bed; I've accidentally imported 18kWh between 7-8pm. Making the 3 free hours pointless. #AI in my case stands for Actual Idiocy. FML! @g__j @agile_phil @SavingSessions

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Hello @EE quick question if I may. Can the older generation of BT Whole Home WiFi discs (white/round) be used to create a mesh network from an EE service via a 2021 Smart Hub? ee.co.uk/help/broadband/gett…
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Hello @EE do I *REALLY* need to downgrade my broadband from 1.6 Gbps to 900 Mbps in order to get EE TV? I can't handle the truth!
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Andrew Mitchell retweeted
42 day fitness challenge for Sophie, who was with us for just 42 days, and who would have been ten years old today. Please share! @LHM_UK @TheBHF @PICU_Scot @NHSGGC @nhsfife @DoctorBegg @lizzie_anne justgiving.com/page/squatsan…
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Absolutely shocked and appalled @SKODAUK insisting on me driving one hour on a motorway with two young children in a car that's broken down twice in less than a week, instead of recovering it to the dealer. Downright dangerous. Manufacturer defect as well. @THINKgovuk @H_S_E
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Can’t work out how to get the free hour of charging today between 2pm-3pm without my batteries filling up and house running off the grid too. Ideas? @OctopusEnergy @techpoodle @sarah_go_green
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Hello @EE are your 7 day Euro roaming passes based on 7 calendar days or 7 x 24 hours? i.e. If I bought one now would it be active until this time on Friday next week or until midnight on Thursday?
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Sadly, there's a dead swan at the gate in to Classlochie Farm on the @VisitLochLeven trail. I have submitted the exact location and details on the @DefraGovUK website. cc @Jeremysquire @juliemcd1999 @RSPBScotland @NatureScot @Natures_Voice
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First day of 2025 popping past 100kWh solar generation. @OctopusEnergy @HomeEnergyScot ☀️😎🐙
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Andrew Mitchell retweeted
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Some hares 'playing' at Loch Leven National Nature Reserve under an almost full Worm Moon & sunset. Hello @BBCSpringwatch @VisitLochLeven @NatureScot @Natures_Voice @RSPBScotland @Jeremysquire @ChrisGPackham @HannahStitfall @juliemcd1999
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Just checked the last six months of half-hourly smart meter data to ensure my @OctopusEnergy billing is correct; which it is. w00t @agile_phil Benefitted from a whopping 618kWh (£166) of free/powerup electricity over this period. That's over 2,000 EV miles. Cheers! #FutureGrid
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Lovely Yuletide treat from @OctopusEnergy 2 hour Power Up on Christmas Eve and 3 hour Power Up on Christmas Day. Hope it wasn't an Ebenezer Scrooge style dream as I soaked up a whopping 156kWh of #FreeElectricity Good to see the smart meter readings working!🐙😎
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PHOENIX delivering to @RowlandsTweets continues to be a road safety menace. Parking on the roundabout, blocking pram/wheelchair access on the pavement, and in this case parking at no loading at any times kerb markings. Plus the driver swearing in front of my 3 year old. Awful.
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Sigh. Every. Morning. Lazy, antisocial, dangerous. Parked: on a roundabout, on the pavement, on double yellows, on double yellow kerb lines. That’s at least a £100 LA fine for the pavement, no? @PerthandKinross @neilfreshwater @RowlandsTweets @PSOSPerthKin
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Just read through my @hazleheadacad School Reports for S1 to S3 (1989-1991) and don't know whether to laugh or cry. This is a howler though...
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