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There’s a small girl in the hood who comes down to watch me gear up 🏍️ in the mornings and asks me the all sorts of questions from entry level “why don’t planes fall out of the sky / why do ships not sink” to profound “what size of shoes does God wear / how tall is he”
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Lacking the gumption to tell whether it’s a guest or the entertainment
Kenya’s invitation to participate in the Group of 7 (G7) summit in Evian, France, which starts on Monday, June 15, has placed the East African country in the spotlight as some of the world’s most powerful economies discuss critical global issues.
Kenya is the only African country invited to attend this year’s G7 Leaders’ Summit, taking place from June 15–17, 2026, reportedly replacing South Africa. Read more: zurl.co/bekai
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Reminder that government can find bloggers & tweeps across the country but seemingly can’t track down crooks under their very noses.
The reality is that this RIDICULOUS administration has normalized goons, and they fondly and foolishly believes that it can control Pandora’s box
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A time like this, many world cups ago, one @_wangwe enraged the entire nation of Colombia
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The in-laws, I assume, are the ones standing at the back
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This could have been done via an email 🤦🏾♂️
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So far the only people South Africa can beat are black immigrants …
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Africa was divided as South Africa faced Mexico in the Fifa World Cup opening match on Thursday.
Many cheered for Mexico in what some online called a “successful hate watch”, amid tensions fuelled by recent anti-migrant unrest in South Africa.
Who did you support?
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Jun 13
You ate still reeling from losing your kids then you hear scoundrels showboating on the microphone 🚮
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Susan Kihika to Tabitha Karanja: The first fire engine that put out the fire was from the Nakuru county government. Get your facts right before alluding inaccuracies
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But how many defensive errors do we have? 🤔
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Keyboard warrior for nothing. Your Kenya Senior Football team has never qualified for the world cup. South Africa has been at the FIFA world cup four times.
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Moses please.
Give Mudavadi this same speech buana
Moses Wetang’ula urges former President Uhuru Kenyatta to retire from active politics and embrace an elder statesman role.
Video by Mary Imenza
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The difference is uncouth mobs don’t hunt down, harass m, insult bully and kill them.
This is an important distinction✌🏾
Jun 11
NOT a single country in African allows illegal foreigners. Why must SA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 be an exception?
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🤣🤣🤣
Thirty years apart, Salma Hayek still looks good posing with a snake
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I hope Steve Rogers huko Quiver State House is paying attention …
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BREAKING: Former South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has been sentenced to 30 years in prison over allegations he ordered military drones sent over Pyongyang to help justify his failed 2024 martial law declaration, reports Reuters.
🔴 More on Aljazeera.com
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So what was your the final word on whether it is ok for us to cheer for South Africa? Or is that taking their jobs too?
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It will never not be funny to me how an administration that personifies deceit and corruption is concerned about social ills affecting the rest of us.
the-star.co.ke/news/2026-06-…
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For the many who missed this - look up what a collection of crows is called
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, all problems are nails.
They seem to only be trained for violence.
Did you see even at Utumishi girls those cops carried barons and were in riot gear 🤦🏾♂️
Even in crowd control, why do police use live rounds? You know, Kenya has a solid SWAT that is highly regarded worldwide and has less lethal means at their disposal. Why shoot to kill innocent protestors?
{These are rhetorical questions, FYI.}
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