Am a quick brown faux celebrity. And 50 shades of fucked up. Doormat robber.

Joined August 2007
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7 Nov 2017

To start my quiet.
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11 Dec 2018
Ek baar waqt see, lamha Gira kahin Wahan dastaan mili, lamha kahin nahin
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8 Dec 2018
When someone asks me about life lessons, I tell them the same BS "The sun rises and falls each day, but each sunrise and sunset is different.
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8 Dec 2018
Coco. Remember me.
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6 Dec 2018
This is a known fact.
6 Dec 2018
Traders said higher demand during the ongoing wedding season from local #jewellers coupled with positive global cues pushed the #gold prices upwards. firstpost.com/business/gold-…
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5 Dec 2018
Am I the only one who finds PCs white dress ridiculous? Sorry I have a Mewar/Marwar obsession.
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25 Nov 2018
With just a single click, our #MovingStills sneak can put static photographs into motion. See how this potential future technology uses @AdobeSensei to bring memories to life: adobe.ly/2A7FghK
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30 Nov 2018
Trump said Rod Rosenstein should be jailed because “he should have never picked a special counsel”: slate.trib.al/kYYj4ZO
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lol... #VladimirTrump WSJ correction:
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29 Nov 2018
WATCH: What does #MissUniverse Singapore 2018 herself think of all those comments about her Trump-Kim summit costume? We ask her: cna.asia/2Qw09Oc
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DRIVER QUOTES 🎙 | Hear from #Kimi7 after his final race for the Scuderia #AbuDhabiGP #ForzaFerrari
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"50 crore girlfriend" was an attack on which post? How about Jersey cow? Typical. First do unto others, then whine when you are at the receiving end.
25 Nov 2018
We never make any personal attacks on anyone's family. We criticized the post they held. But why are Congress leaders making personal attacks on my mother and father: PM Narendra Modi in Vidisha #MadhyaPradesh
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26 Nov 2018
Wut? Gas?
26 Nov 2018
Also the best radios ever.
25 Nov 2018
So, there it is, Kimi Raikkonen’s last race for the Scuderia 😢 He leaves Ferrari as… Most recent World Champ Most recent pole sitter Most recent race winner Legend. #F1
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Bronze medal 🥉in vault event to finish my campaign at 2018 Cottibus World Cup. It was overwhelming to compete against some of the best athletes in the world!! Aaj ye bronze bhi gold lag raha hai! 😇😇
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25 Nov 2018
I've decided to be s twitter-shitter, because I'm bored of politics and climate change.
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25 Nov 2018
I'm really craving for Kung pao chicken.
25 Nov 2018
What's gone wrong with zuck's hair?
25 Nov 2018
My family is almost hilarious when it comes to religion. In the Kartika month, meat/egg is not allowed. The day after Kartika Poornima, the oriyas all go after meat like mad. It's hideous to watch.
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25 Nov 2018
So my cousin, "If you don't eat meat, you'll get aisle seat in balcony in heaven" Mom: "God hasn't made a checklist." Another cousin: "Every day is Kartika Poornima"
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25 Nov 2018
Dad: "You're a scientist, you believe in this?"