Stairs in either direction is a nightmare
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13 May 2011
I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!
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Scary that I haven't seen this in like a year but I specifically said "no problem... you know like the dog" to Mel this morning and it pops up on my feed
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Decided to boil eggs 10 minutes before leaving for dinner plans. Well that was nuts
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Jun 15
Need a soft beautiful loafer
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Jun 15
I do think a sandwich with a thick slice of raw onion and a thick slice of cold cheese is something I'd enjoy
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Jun 15
Realizing this is the showrunner of Widow's Bay
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Jun 15
We're sitting on the couch listening to records and flipping through cookbooks š«¶
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Jun 15
First good summer tomato. Sliced thin dressed simply with salt pepper and olive oil
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Jun 14
Windows open, clean sheets, shelled peas day at the farmer's market
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Jun 14
Guy who thinks people in Humboldt Park are out celebrating the Knicks tonight
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Jun 14
We watched The Hobbit 1977 and every time John Huston spoke I was thinking of Danny Huston they sound so alike... and that's how genetics work
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Jun 14
I love living in the city. But in the suburbs sometimes you can walk to Dairy Queen...
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Lauren Ipsum retweeted
they should play a movie on the big screen while baseball is happening
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