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Ruth Sanford @ruth
Joined January 2009
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Ruth Sanford@ruth
20 Oct 2023
Someone on the 7:55 ferry to Bainbridge is drinking a beer. Can’t decide if this is a life goal or cautionary tale.
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Seattle Kraken
@SeattleKraken
1 May 2023
🎶I want to fly away 🎶 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → bit.ly/FlyAlaska050123
Blue graphic with image of Kraken-themed alaska airlines plane text in red says Retweet to win kraken & stars logo in center

ALT Blue graphic with image of Kraken-themed alaska airlines plane text in red says Retweet to win kraken & stars logo in center

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Ruth Sanford@ruth
18 Apr 2023
Asked if I was a master in the locker room of the pool today. Got me wondering how she could mistake a Buick skylark for a Corvette.
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WOMEN👏DO👏NOT👏WANT👏FLOWERS👏THEY👏WANT👏FISHING LICENSES👏JUST👏TRUST👏ME👏ON👏THIS👏BRUH👏
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Ruth Sanford@ruth
8 Jan 2023
Got outside for first time all year.
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Dan Santat@dsantat
13 Dec 2022
This wins the internet today 😂😂😂
Kum Burrell.@corrouchies
13 Dec 2022
Lmfaoo!!! At work doing everything but working.
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Ruth Sanford@ruth
6 Dec 2022
Missing @miss_splendid tonight as I wonder how she would feel about Pantones Viva Magenta.
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M@framememr
18 Nov 2022
El Consulado Mexicano en Qatar preparándose para solucionar las pendejadas de los mexicanos en el mundial

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Ruth Sanford@ruth
20 Oct 2022
When you’re going to a business meeting dinner at a fancy restaurant where dress code is there is no such thing as “overdressed”
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cats being weird little guys 👅
@weirdlilguys
17 Oct 2022
give em the ol razzle dazzle
gray and white cat in a small pink litter box with its leg sticking out off the side. Looks like its doing a Fosse dance move.

ALT gray and white cat in a small pink litter box with its leg sticking out off the side. Looks like its doing a Fosse dance move.

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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.
A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]

ALT A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]

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Ruth Sanford@ruth
17 Aug 2022
Gave blood and saw dinosaurs all in one convenient location. Thanks @burkemuseum and @BloodworksNW
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Ned 'no longer here' Potter@ned_potter
11 Aug 2022
OBIT 🧵 Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter today departed for the great litter tray in the sky, aged 18. Daisy was voted ‘objectively worst cat in the world’ 3 years running, and her hobbies included vomiting and ignoring us.
A black and white cat sat under a table

ALT A black and white cat sat under a table

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Lᴏʀᴅ CopOut26 💙@LordofWentworth
27 Jul 2022
Ouch Muffin is my favourite (@ellegb)
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Ken Jennings
@KenJennings
20 Jul 2022
Stupid sexy Flanders.
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Ruth Sanford@ruth
19 Jul 2022
Took my little dude for amazing dumplings.
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Ruth Sanford@ruth
4 Jul 2022
Went for a long hike in the rain with these goofballs. @lilsanford
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Ruth Sanford@ruth
28 May 2022
"Hey mom, this is a very tactical wineglass for when you want to drink a whole bunch of wine at once" Thanks for the tip @lilsanford
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Ruth Sanford@ruth
22 May 2022
After a month of being gone with no sightings we finally found out cat and brought her home. Thank you to kind neighbors who spotted her and called us, we thought she was gone for good.
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