Oh, I forgot the best part. Months before the IPO, SpaceX took $17.5 billion of old junk debt from xAI and X and parked it on its own balance sheet through a $20 billion bridge loan. The terms? Repaid within six months of listing. So part of the $75 billion that retail and index funds just handed over is already spoken for. Not for Mars. Not for rockets. To clear debts piling up at Elon's other companies. You bought the rocket ship. You're on the hook for the loans. BEST. ENGINEERING. EVER.

You gotta be a really sick fuck to put your own name on a memorial to a person who was assassinated

Telemundo might single handily save this World Cup from FOX. Telemundo is showing Canada’s opening ceremony while FOX still refuses to show the opening ceremony. FOX didn’t show Mexico’s opening ceremony and now they aren’t showing Canada’s opening ceremony.

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500. If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

I don’t think many online Republicans think Graham Platner is actually racist or hates immigrants because if he did they would support him.

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets

the homeless man that poses the biggest threat to Los Angeles is Spencer Pratt himself

Guy who is on video voting for someone else on the House floor wants to talk about election integrity

FIFA block booked hotel rooms across the US to create artificial demand and drive up prices for football fans. They cancelled all the block bookings now. That's insane.

Just saw a guy in his 50's jump up and ride the back of his shopping cart in the parking lot like a 12 year old. It was beautiful. We must never let that holy goofiness inside us fade.

His Niche 😂

Spencer Pratt's "grassroots campaign" for LA mayor is being bankrolled from outside LA. I analyzed public Ethics Commission data. Here's what it shows: - 80% of his donors aren't from the city of LA - 50% of all money raised ($1.6M of $3.2M) came from out-of-state: Texas (683), Florida (567), Arizona (340) - 3,882 retired donors - the demographic fingerprint of the national MAGA/Fox News small-dollar machine His policies read like a Heritage Foundation wishlist, the Angelenos in his ads are AI-generated, and his support online are from paid clippers. This is a national MAGA operation running on local ballot lines.

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it. Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying. Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence." Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter. They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created. One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility." Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies. That's the metered intelligence business model. And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

Here's how the corruption works: Thursday: RJ Reynolds donates $5M to Trump Saturday: Trump invites RJR execs to Mar a Lago; execs ask to loosen regs on flavored vapes; Trump calls up RFK Jr. and tells him to change it Friday: FDA changes the policy nytimes.com/live/2026/05/21/…

Remember: it was like pulling teeth to get Republicans to fund the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund. But it took them no time at all to create a $1.8 billion Insurrection Slush Fund to pay off the legal fees of the January 6th rioters who beat cops. These are sick, corrupt people.

Harden has 5 fouls. Knicks have to be very careful to make sure he doesn’t foul out

Can't raise minimum wage because it will kill jobs. Can't raise taxes on the bourgeoisie class because it will kill jobs. Can't ditch oil because it will kill jobs. But when these companies replace 50% of their workforce with AI, it's "sorry, that's just the way it goes."

Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht’s mini-yacht — both of which he’s allowed to write-off on his taxes. That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them