Perpetually tired pansexual nerd. Part of the Jortscenter dumdums. Active on the other place, not here much anymore.
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WE ARE NOT REDEEMING JD VANCE
โOne of the dumbest things I ever said."
In his forthcoming memoir, VP JD Vance now concedes that it was โboneheadedโ of him in 2021 to call Kamala Harris and other Democrats โchildless cat ladies.โ nbcnews.com/politics/jd-vancโฆ
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ryhanbeard on bs now ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
Hello Ms. Valdez, do you like podcasts, I have one called @jortscenterpod and we are kinda funny and my mom says Iโm cool and I know a lot about kaiju movies and weird comics
Jun 15
New York Democrat Socialist Congressional candidate Claire Valdez lays out her radical agenda:
โSo, are we ready to free Palestine, are we ready to Abolish ICE are we ready to win Medicare for all, housing for all, and unions for all?โ
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ryhanbeard on bs now ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
Is this where you are when youโre never wrestling?
Why do guys like Darby Allin and Kenny Omega wrestle every single week, and yet, they donโt ask us to โacknowledge themโ?
Could it be that the work begets the acknowledgement?
Enjoy the field trip, you actual dork.
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Whole time OTC stands for โon trumps cockโ
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Jun 15
just straight up embarrassing. america is a joke, we are nothing more than every stereotype ever made about us as a country
Jun 15
IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME YOU CANT ADMIT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!
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Who did this ๐คฃ
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ryhanbeard on bs now ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
AJ Styles thinks the earth is flat. Genuinely falls into that "great wrestler, wouldnt enter him in a pub quiz" catagory.
Jun 14
AJ Styles feels wins and losses are not that important in pro wrestling:
โSometimes youโre not the story in the match. Youโre just in the match. And to tell you the truth, you probably wouldnโt remember whether or not I win or lost unless somebody went through and wrote it all down because itโs not that important. Guys win and lose all the time.
So itโs best served where itโs at in the story. Thatโs what means the most to me. I couldnโt care less about wins and losses. They donโt mean anything. This is a show. This is pure entertainment. This isnโt the UFC. Thatโs the biggest difference.
Definitely the older I got, my job wasnโt to be the heavyweight champion of the world. Some people want that. Some people need that. I didnโt. My job was to make sure I get the younger talent over as well, if I could. And if they were older, who cares? I had a job to do. Unless I had a better idea of how to do it, then thereโs no point in saying anything. Do your job. Iโm not as concerned with that as much as the fans were.โ
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Calling the Office edgy is in itself an edgy thing to say.
Also, heโs an idiot.
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldnโt be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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Jun 14
You were the kind of person who would fuck with people who played TCG in high school and we all know it.
Jun 12
breaking 1st Edition Yugioh until I hit a Blue Eyes White Dragon tonight on my IG live 7:30p EST
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Jun 14
84-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized this morning, his office says.
McConnell has been in office since 1985.
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I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
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ryhanbeard on bs now ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
Itโs so fucking funny the dumbest people in MMA wanted normal people to pretend to not notice the sport is right wing to the bone. Just own it, bozos.
Jun 13
TPUSA ad with Charlie Kirk on the big screen in the background.
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RT @JennyENicholson: Mandalorian and Grogu sounds crazy
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Was thinking the other day about his appearances on โThe Critic,โ and now I realize all of the real film critics who appeared on there have passed away. So strange.
R.I.P.
Gene Shalit, Longtime 'Today Show' Film Critic, Dies at 100 variety.com/2026/tv/news/genโฆ
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RT @PopBase: An elephant urinates on the floor during a Texas Republican convention.
(๐ฅ: @lmcgaughy)
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Teddy Long or Anthony Smith, what performer was more out of touch this week?
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Jun 12
In this episode we ponder upon the Scary Movie franchise, Jewel, ketamine, hockey, NBA, New York, What Remains of Edith Finch, Super Mario Brothers and tunnels. linktr.ee/jortscenter
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this is literally a marketing talking point written by the ai companies. which i wouldnโt be surprised if heโs invested in
Dwayne Johnson on AI:
โIโve always been an advocate for embracing big changeโafter taking a hard look at it. We can either stick our heads in the sand and be afraid, or we can say, โOkay, weโre here. Letโs see. Letโs explore.โ"
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Wrestling is better than what you like.
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