Real code. Real face-palm.
Joined September 2016
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2 Aug 2017
Save time by putting all your c# files in App_Code. #solutions #devlife #cleancode #cocaine x.com/swear_trek/status/8907…
24 Jun 2017
Always fork open source software. That way you can be in charge of ALL future changes to the repo. #opensource #devlife #optimism x.com/swear_trek/status/8780…
22 Jun 2017
when you’re in the middle of a sword fight but your mom calls you to come back inside and have your snack
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29 May 2017
If a unit test hasnt failed in more than a year, then just delete it. Dont keep code that doesnt do anything. #tdd #bdd x.com/swear_trek/status/8684…
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25 May 2017
To avoid deployment problems, deploy as LEAST often as possible. Defer your pain to BIG releases. #deploy #continuousintegration x.com/swear_trek/status/8572…
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23 May 2017
Name your variables temp1, temp2, temp3 etc so you know which order you defined them in. #cleancode #devlife #WarOnDrugs x.com/swear_trek/status/8657…
19 May 2017
Jean-Luc! I haven't seen you since the academy! What have you been up to?
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18 Apr 2017
If you think int is too mainstream, just string for everything. #coderebel #cleancode #designpatterns #yolo
11 Apr 2017
When client calls u out on ur bullshit, just double down & blame it on a solar flare. #webdev #devlife #honesty #devops x.com/swear_trek/status/8515…
10 Apr 2017
Where possible, use random numbers instead of constants. Certainty is for pussies. #devlife #cleancode #codereviews x.com/swear_trek/status/8507…
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21 Mar 2017
24 Jan 2017
When u r busy, and someone interrupts u, just make it known that u r annoyed so they go away quickly. #devlife #devops #teamwork x.com/swear_trek/status/8236…
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24 Jan 2017
When u r totally wrong & being called out about it, just emphasis how smart u think u r. #devlife #positiveattitude #winner
14 Jan 2017
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12 Jan 2017
If you dont understand your fail over master/slave setup, there's no point trying to test it. #devops #pragmatic
23 Dec 2016
Do a live #deploy today. It's just Friday, and the day before #xmas break. #devlife #devops #optimisim #whatcangowrong #yolo #fail x.com/swear_trek/status/8117…
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22 Dec 2016
My code is exempt from Pull Requests. Everyone else must follow the process. #developer #process #goodmanagement #leadbyexample x.com/swear_trek/status/8094…
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22 Dec 2016
Be thankful that at least some those unit tests passed before you deployed. #devlife #developer #celebrateachievements
21 Dec 2016
If you cant figure out how to run your code, just commit it. Let the next dev deal with it. #developer #devlife #initiative
20 Dec 2016
. @thomasfuchs code readability is only important when your tester says it doesnt work. #devlife #cleancode #yolo
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