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1 Jul 2019
Every discussion regarding end-user documentation:
User: ???
Dev: RTFM
User: WTFM
Dev: IDWTFM
User: UTFM
Dev: GTFO
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sam lerner retweeted
4 Feb 2012
Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
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sam lerner retweeted
16 Jul 2018
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x.com/thehill/status/1018334…
MAGA hats made in China to increase in price because of Trump tariffs hill.cm/abHSFqp
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sam lerner retweeted
13 Jul 2018
I'm trying to imagine what Trump would have done had May come to US, sat down with NYT and said "I think Trump's doing the wrong thing on NAFTA' oh and "I really like that Hillary Clinton, she would have been a good president."
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sam lerner retweeted
10 May 2018
“Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” - Louis Srygley
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sam lerner retweeted
24 Apr 2018
me after the smallest inconvenience
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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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13 Apr 2018
I renamed one of my Chrome toolbar bookmarks to better describe my emotions after clicking it.
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sam lerner retweeted
8 Apr 2018
If you You don't
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@HamillHimself
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sam lerner retweeted
Twitter should have a slider at the top and one one end is 'cute animals' and on the other end is 'all the horrible shit that people did today' and you can set it to how much you can handle emotionally at any given moment.
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sam lerner retweeted
4 Apr 2018
Wow, I’ve seen/heard a lot of MLK footage but this is the first time I’ve seen this interview. How profound this is.
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3 Apr 2018
Oh for the love of Bhuddas bedazzled brostache, I forgot that I made another human who needs to learn how to make music.
Will one of you interknuckles remind me to do that?
sam lerner retweeted
1 Apr 2018
CAN'T. RETWEET. THIS. ENOUGH. 🔥🔥
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28 Mar 2018
Life goals:
- Go to space for free
- Hold a human brain
- Fold a fitted sheet
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sam lerner retweeted
14 Mar 2018
My latest attempt to get code reviews faster
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