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Joined February 2014
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@SFMuniComplaint Muni customer for 15 years - that ranked as one of my top 5 all time gross and completely unacceptable situations
@SFMuniComplaint 38R inbound, Bus #6221 8:15am Fillmore to Taylor. Woman defecating, smoking crack and driver didn't do a thing.
I never imagined I would like Blue Apron this much. Really impressed. #blueapron #nomnom #whatsfordinner
Everyone in SF must be ordering their last meal right now, cuz I got Little Star on redial and it's been busy for 30 . #deadcountrywalking
A group of bears is called a sloth. A group of sloths is called a bed. A sloth of bears. A bed of sloths. #termsofvenery #til
Lyft driver to me as I got in the vehicle turned off the debate and said, "This is now the jazz van." and then blasted some Tony Bennett.
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Clearly the best invention of the century so far is adhesive dot rollers. Clearly.
Woah, realized that I've had this #Denon receiver I bought on Market Street for seventeen years now. Still works great.
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My first blog post with @SlackHQ and the awesome @ph on a topic dear to my heart! slack.engineering/data-consi… #engineering #databases #tooling

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File under best of Stack Overflow. stackoverflow.com/questions/… #regex #joy #humor

The Chairman Bao Truck continues to be amazingly delicious. #chairmantruck #porkbelly #pickledthings #slaw
Someone should really setup a fireworks warning system - I mean what if there's a Cloverfield situation out there?
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Nerd sticker game strong. #vim #vimeditor #stickers
My new #DnD group is errything right now. Millennials be all Snapchattin' and shit. #gaming #2chainzcultist
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Heeeeere it comes! #rain #sf #washthepooaway