(he/him) Davey’s human. Youth football coach. Fish guy. Big Wisconsin 🦡 fan. Apologies if you’re here for strictly fish tweets.
Joined June 2011
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5 Mar 2021
In 2017, I nearly turned down a Masters offer because I couldn’t imagine making it 2 yrs. Not through the program, but on earth. I consistently wished I was dead.
~4 years later (today), I fulfilled a promise by handing a printed copy of my accepted manuscript to my therapist.
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28 Dec 2024
Both my parents and sister have started using my dog as a means to get away from people during holiday gatherings. I hate this. They stole my move. Get your own social safety valve.
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21 Dec 2024
The maddening ambiguity of “what the analytics say” when watching football continues to send me up the wall.
Show us the inner workings of the model!
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17 Dec 2024
I didn’t realize so many ppl still had so much hate for Mike Vick. I realize he did some awful things, but he’s rehabilitated himself and been an upstanding citizen since his release. To say he doesn’t deserve to coach is preposterous.
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17 Dec 2024
And i say that as someone whose pit bull is the center of my universe
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Sam Schaick retweeted
11 Dec 2024
Not a political statement, nothing against Rep Williams, I’m sure the thought comes from “safety” and good intentions but this might be the softest shit I’ve ever heard 🤦🏾♂️
11 Dec 2024
I am proud to introduce the O.H.I.O Sportsmanship Act to make flag planting at midfield a felony in the state of Ohio.
Behavior that incites violent brawls and puts our law enforcement officers in danger has no place on the football field.
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6 Dec 2024
When did the red zone become the red area? Tom Brady, Kirk Herbstreit, Mike McDaniel all saying it now… I hate it
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Sam Schaick retweeted
17 Nov 2024
Sports suck. Waste of time. Nothing matters. We’re all going to die anyway
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Sam Schaick retweeted
17 Nov 2024
Beating Arizona in hoops last night made my heart full
Losing to Oregon tonight in Football ripped it right the fuck out of my chest
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Sam Schaick retweeted
6 Nov 2024
We are looking to hire a #paddlefish and #native #nongame #fisheries biologist!
Come work with me in Jenks, OK.
Please RT!
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Sam Schaick retweeted
9 Oct 2024
📢 Exciting News! For the first time in nearly 120 years, @Mark_A_Davis79 and Sarah Douglass at the @INHSIllinois have found the state-endangered Salamander Mussel alive in Illinois! 🦪 More: loom.ly/ueWR75g
#Conservation #EndangeredSpecies
ALT A woman and man standing along a river bank holding salamander mussels and mussel shells.
ALT An outstretched hand holding six live salamander mussels in a row.
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6 Oct 2024
“Our family is good at making two things; apple butter and license plates”
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Sam Schaick retweeted
28 Sep 2024
I would love to know the #Badgers success rate on 4th and 1's out of the shotgun the last two seasons.
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28 Sep 2024
Phil Longo refusing to utilize anything other than shotgun in short yardage is taking years off my life
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Sam Schaick retweeted
28 Sep 2024
CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT THE GUN ON SHORT YARDAGE…… MY GOODNESS
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23 Aug 2024
Last year was 21 Savage, this year it’s Creed. I’m a chameleon
13 Sep 2023
I might not be the best junior high football coach, but I doubt there’s a better junior high football coach in America at using mostly clean 21 Savage lyrics to hype up their 7th and 8th graders.
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6 Jul 2024
Bringing your pet snake with you to the team photo shoot is a power move
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