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Bruh the rats in New York fusing together as we speak a Rat ultron 😂
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I'm tryna imagine the scenerio where the USA wins the World Cup and Timothy Weah from Brooklyn Bicycles the winning goal in. Does NYC just gain authorization of the entire country at that point?
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The Knicks are the first team to win the NBA Cup and NBA championship
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Last time the Knicks won a championship New Yorkers started HIP-HOP
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New Yorkers are ridiculous man LMAOOO😭😭😭
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Just saw this actually happen
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Someone in a Knicks jersey just freed all the animals at the central park zoo.
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At this point I wouldn't be surprised if New York citizens started buying brick and mortar and just started building the twin towers with their bare hands.
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The worst part about the Knicks winning is whenever I'm about to attempt some crazy shit that I know I have no business trying My brain will go "The Knicks were down 29, if they can do it so can I"
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My representative can't be this hot ass
Can I say something very obvious?
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"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years
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i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst
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My concert ended at 10:30 and I was running to the bus stop like my life depended on it as I kept hearing the Knicks were coming back. Shit was mission impossible
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this is like reverse 9/11
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they can’t arrest us all
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at a watch party for the knicks game and all the men are behaving like they have a genuine psychic connection to jalen brunson
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Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
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peak sign at uematsu distant worlds
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third strike
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He's Peruvian so don't get your hopes up.
Pope Benedict XVI’s Germany won a World Cup. Pope Francis’s Argentina won a World Cup. Will Leo XIV deliver for the United States?
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