I probably hate you.
Joined February 2012
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people who don’t really know me don’t realize how much of a savage cunt i can be and how much pleasure it brings me
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Sass Problems retweeted
Jun 12
“fuck this job” *goes to work*
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i genuinely feel like i’m gonna commit a crime with the way things are going
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Sass Problems retweeted
Jun 10
When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow
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i gotta find a way to let out the anger that builds inside me daily
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Jun 10
the way i love this man
Jun 10
Idris Elba closed his set for Black House Radio with an absolute banger then started dancing in the crowd 🕺🙌
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Jun 10
i cannot stress enough how important it is for YOU to be YOUR OWN advocate for your body. you know it better than anyone. fuck these lazy doctors.
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i can’t wait to quit my job so i can put this company on full blast across the internet
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i don’t take my job seriously because they don’t take me seriously. ok bitch we can turn this into a circus cuz you’re the main clown
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pill cutters piss me the fuck off. bitch i said 50/50 not 72/28 what are we DOING
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Sass Problems retweeted
Jun 6
Me after socialising for two hours
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Jun 5
“Are you free after work?”
Me after work:
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buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years
First look at the LEGO Sagrada Família
It is the largest LEGO set ever made at 12,060 pieces.
Will cost $800.
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white men have some audacity that i will never understand and i don’t want to but now i know how much of a piece of shit you are so thanks
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my boss looked me dead in the face today and legitimately said “if we have to celebrate pride month when do i get a heterosexual month?” and safe to say what came out of my mouth was… something
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Sass Problems retweeted
Jun 3
The way Hunter Biden is on here roasting these hoes
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RT @PanasonicDX4500: I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress e…
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my problems seem to stack up at the same time it’s fuckin great like ok. cool neat fuck off
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i literally looked my boss in the eyes today and said “if you weren’t my boss i would throw this calculator at your face” and i’m realizing now that might’ve been a tiny bit dramatic
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