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Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy

Just here until MySpace makes a comeback.

Joined May 2009
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Chris Schlichting@schlickcomedy
18 Jan 2018
Today is the anniversary of the legendary wrestling match between my twin boys...
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Sidetalk Sports
@sidetalksports
Jun 11
NAHHH šŸ˜­
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Greatest NFL nicknamesā€¦Iā€™ll go first The Nigerian Nightmare
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Matthew Modine
@MatthewModine
May 4
Iā€™m often asked about the pegboard scene in VISION QUEST. That was all me. No stunt doubles or safety measures. I trained for a long time and had to climb it several times to get all the angles. The ā€œtrickā€ is not to over extend, so youā€™d be pulling up your entire body weight. You have to keep it compact. Arms and elbows tight. šŸ’ŖšŸ½ You can support the @FMJDiary project by bidding on a signed VQ poster here: ebay.com/itm/206252131912
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Whatā€™s the most obscure sports jersey you own? Iā€™ll go firstā€¦
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Is Michael B Jordan the first actor to win an Oscar for portraying multiple characters?
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Jonas Schlichting@JonasSchli28714
Mar 3
Grateful for this training opportunity. Nothing but respect to you @minch #backtowork #RB #footballrecruiting #classof2027 #nextlevel
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Jonas Schlichting@JonasSchli28714
Feb 18
Junior Football season highlights: missed first two games and didnā€™t see consistent playing time until game five Carries-34 Rushing yards-202 YPC-5.9 TDs-4 Receptions-4/4 Grateful for the opportunity getting better every day for the next level.
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The biggest controversyā€¦ #SuperBowl
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JJ Watt
@JJWatt
Feb 9
Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.
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Shooter McGavin
@ShooterMcGavin
Feb 8
Dads returning to their families after football season ends tonight

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Michael McKean
@MJMcKean
Jan 30
Only one Catherine O'Hara, and now none. Heartbreaking.
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Chase Daniel
@ChaseDaniel
Jan 19
You canā€™t blame Caleb Williams for the INT in OTā€¦.. the Bears have the absolute perfect play called The lack of effort by #2 is really tellingā€¦.you canā€™t give up on this route like this. #DaBears
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Great game! But why is no one talking about how arguably the greatest quarterback of all time had to take a job delivering pizzas for Pizza Hut now? #bears
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Stop sending me thisā€¦
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All the characters that need closure in the last episode of Stranger Thingsā€¦
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
26 Dec 2025
Travis Kelce walks off the field in what might have been his final game in Kansas City.

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Hey Deliah, Christmas time has never been the same since my grandma passed away a couple years ago. She was walking home from a Christmas party. The police ruled it a hit and run, but we have chose to believe she was run over by a reindeer. Do you have any song for that?
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Jake Paul tonightā€¦#JakePaulVsAnthonyJoshua
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As someone that does both, I can say that being a high school teacher is a lot like being a stand up comedian. Except with teaching you have to do seven 45 minute shows every day for 180 days each year for 35 years. And every show you bomb.
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