Announcing Schmrypto Expeditionary's inaugural voyage to appease Viracocha! High in the Peruvian Andes sits Laguna 69 ("Lake 69"), a site that should be sacred to all Degens for obvious reasons. Since the time of the Inca, Lake 69 has been the domain of the god Viracocha. Our proprietary analytics have determined that only by physically journeying to the sacred site and offering real gold to Viracocha can another bull market be brought about. To this end I have developed a program inspired by Yves Klein's Zone de Sensibilité Picturale Immatérielle, whereby certificates can be acquired via Manifold, then burned to contribute their face value to the offering. The certificates themselves consist of AI-generated calligraphy that has been hand-stamped onto decades-old handmade heavyweight paper found in Bob Mallary's personal effects. Open Editions are live now for certificates ranging from .001 to 10 ether, and the top minter of each denomination will receive the corresponding physical. There is also a 1/1 available for 100 ether. Mint is open until May 28, 4:20 Peru Standard Time. Certificates burned before June 6, 4:20 Peru Standard Time will be added to the offering. Mint links below!

I'm excited to announce that we'll be showing portraits of Mallary by artists from web3 and beyond! They will be on display at @benzistudio's Time to Be Happy Gallery in NYC, and will be open to the public from August 23-28. This is Generative Portrait #1, by @mendezmendez.

Presenting the 2023 Mallary VIP Pass! This 1/1 GIF will drop as an $8 no-reserve auction tomorrow at 4:20PM EST and remain open for 48 hours. Last minute bids will extend the auction by 15 minutes. The first holder will get to help choose which plotter becomes the Genesis Mallary 1/1, which will be airdropped to them. We'll try to make the decision process quick and easy as I'm excited to get moving with the plotter mints. Any holder will receive one copy of any Mallary OE or multi-edition burn-redeem issued in 2023 while they hold the VIP token. Looking forward to seeing our first plotter mint soon, and I so appreciate everyone who has supported the project so far! gallery.manifold.xyz/listing…

Middle School Schmryptomon Event Do-Over is live! We dropped the first of four Schmon created by @hand3seen's class into vicious gas but pivoted and saved the remaining three. Today's the day! Presenting Quillpunch, an Ice-type! OE is live as of 9:20PM EST and as a special event mon it will remain open for 8 hours, immediately followed by another 8-hour window for Spinosmash the dino and then Caperilla the monkey. All primary proceeds benefit the school. app.manifold.xyz/c/quillpunc…

Howdy Degens! Now that gas has chilled out it's finally time to reveal the first minted release from The Mallary Project, a 45-second film intended to give a little taste of what's to come! I hope you enjoy this piece, it was a blast putting it together and I couldn't be happier with the result! 24-hour, $8 OE (of course lol), goes live on June 3rd at 4:20PM EST, until June 4th at 4:20PM EST. I'm very much looking forward to sharing more of what we've been working on in the coming weeks, months, and years! Likes and retweets are greatly appreciated, have a great weekend everyone! app.manifold.xyz/c/WhoIsRobe…

Schmryptomon Style Guide: Submissions should be in an illustrated style reminiscent of manga White background Figure not touching frame 3,000x3,000 pixels Base evo should look immature, with heavy line weight preferred Can be any number of evos, but need mostly 3s Have fun

Wow, you guys are indeed psychos, 11.4K minted so far! It's so gratifying to see the positive response, I greatly appreciate it! Hosting a Space in a few hours to watch the mint end and process all of this! x.com/i/spaces/1RDxlamPnlqKL

Howdy Degens! I'm very excited to announce I'll be hosting a very special Spaces with my friend Godfrey Reggio! Godfrey is a world-renowned filmmaker and you should stop whatever you're doing and go watch his incredible Koyaanisqatsi (link in thread) x.com/i/spaces/1mnGeRkgQbEJX

Howdy Degens! I'll be chatting with some of my favorite folks in the space tomorrow! Hope you can tune in for my discussion with @Kenshiro_NFT, @metaPunk__, and @Sadboi0808 on the joys and pains of being an artist or collector in this crazy new world! x.com/i/spaces/1OyKAVmMYlqGb

Howdy Degens! I'll be hosting a 3D-Art focused Space tomorrow featuring three of my favorite @SuperRare artists! I'm looking forward to chatting with @arc4g, @Nate__Talbot, and @ryankoopmans tomorrow at 2PM EST, I hope you can join us! x.com/i/spaces/1gqxvyeMrzjJB…

A little less than 24 hours until my Light Art space with the amazing artists @laser_lew and @Jeff_Frost! I hope you can join us tomorrow at 2PM EST to discuss one of the most beautiful and under-appreciated artforms! x.com/i/spaces/1OyJAVPdvraxb