Mostly wholesome, A iq (97), super high quality opinions on things. Lovely wife: @arandiband

Joined March 2014
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Three (3) boogers on the wall just above the toilet in this public restroom
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Mogging y’all again
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Just a word of advice
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The worst part about the knicks winning the finals is all the happy celebrities.
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Doubt it
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“Be quiet!” he yelled.
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Gah what’s a guy got to do around here to get a little wifi?
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Garage is coming along!
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Asked my father in law if he’s seen my stud finder and he sends me a picture of my mother in law and says “nope, got mine though.”
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Ruined my dinner with this nonsense
Triple buster, oreo blizzard, and quart of milk for lunch beat that
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Chompin on frozen grapes right now feelin great
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Found fren
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Triple buster, oreo blizzard, and quart of milk for lunch beat that
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Gm. This is hipster music now:
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In my experience, churches have a real addiction to new songs.
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A few months ago they announced a change in the algorithm, that they’d start boosting smaller accounts. I doubted it, but dagum if it ain’t true. All sorts of people drop by my tweets and say stuff.
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