One year without you and still moving through the strange and beautiful universe you opened for me, my dear friend. Forever changed, forever grateful, forever your Kale 🤍
It's cool how the tech oligarchs operate like the Cold War era CIA and have a network of podcasts and influencers to rehab their image and launder their agenda
I've been working on this idea for *YEARS* and am so excited to finally have a finished product! Introducing my classic film genre dice! Just roll and let the dice help you decide what to watch tonight! 💖
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I'll be sharing more details later (patrons already got a long post about this today) but this current pre-sale will be my last for now. So get one of my original cup-holder purses while you can: kategabrielle.com/collection…
Hi friends!
I wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest site on the internet.
Long and short of it: We won the bid and — you're not going to believe it — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
ALT A man in a beekeeper outfit looks into a mirror and says "Candyman..." Candyman arrives and floods the room with bees. The beekeeper says "thanks for helping to restore the world's bee population with your supernatural bee powers." Candyman considers this for a moment, then looks back up an nonchalantly remarks "I have a complex relationship with bees."
When I moved here last year it took maybe 3 months of living here as a regular member of society to realise this country just really fucking hates women. Like at its core hates them. Blergh.