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Joined March 2024
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20 Mar 2024
This is what my nut looks like btw if you even care
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Jun 14
yall see it right i’m not losing my mind
did you guys know there was a mexican wrestler in the 70s called el nazi
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Stream speakerphone by Rebecca black RIGHT NEOWWWW
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How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?
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I just had an out of body experience
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When I was 9, my gay uncle who traveled all the time was my biggest inspiration. Now I've become my 9yo nephew's gay uncle who travels all the time and is his biggest inspiration
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that .18 is $180 billion dollars and i’m supposed to believe that’s not evil doing
all i need is the .18 to change my life 🙏😭
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RT @Nicosaesthetic: The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing…
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Bu eleman kim bilmiyorum ama nereye ait biliyorum…. İçime
Kieron Moore in 'Blue Film'
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Kieron Moore in 'Blue Film'
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Is this a safe space to admit that Stop! That! Train! was mid :/
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NEED platonic oomf to talk abt boys with hehehehe
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Listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album after the best hookup with oomf I’ve known for years,,,, 🥹
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The winner takes my balls… The loser has no balls.. it’s simple and it’s plain.
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Me and my boys are going to The Shire for sex tourism
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This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.
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All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.
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Bought my ticket for a pride circuit party ❤️😌
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How does this video perfectly explain what is wrong with Age Verification laws lol
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