my friend’s visiting SF for the first time and the first thing she told me was: “everyone looks like an npc here and it feels like when the skins haven’t loaded yet”

Spike Lee Knicks celebration block party

I used AI to explain the Anthropic drama to my girlfriend, with fruit.

nomading sucks. but some people need to see enough shiny objects before they realize the most important thing was the one thing they couldn't maintain the entire time: deep friendships

if you thought new yorkers were insufferable before, watch what we do with the mandate of heaven

HEARTBREAKING: one of the dumbest people you know has a high verbal IQ so people think they’re right

Here we encounter the properly dialectical paradox, you see. We think Andy Warhol and Jeff Bezos are opposites. The artist and the capitalist, transgression versus accumulation, and so on and so on. But no! The truth is the opposite. What they share, bad bitches and coke, this is not the vulgar exception to their higher pursuits. It is the Thing itself. The pinnacle. And the ultimate ideological mystification is precisely the belief that one does it for something else, for the art, for the shareholders, when in fact the art and the shareholders are the alibi, the obscene supplement that permits the enjoyment. That is ideology in its purest form.

RT @animalologist: (New Yorkers meet more bona fide baddies in a weekend than most people do in a month. we pretend that dating in NYC suck…

i’ve never seen so much excitement for bus infrastructure

i don’t even care about basketball but i DO care about new york supremacy fuck your joke city fuck cars eat shit

Can we have a website called MoreFucked for .. yknow the other thing

some things settle into a place you can't reach anymore

Knicks Advance to the Finals

Dressing well is prosocial

good evening king I have delivered 14 drunk texts to your online enclosure

hot nyc summer night when the even hotter subway air blows up through the grate up through your shorts up through your shirt and you sigh lovingly, appreciating the overall evaporative cooling experience

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

Everyone Is Hot In New York City

One of the most important things to understand about the moment we are living in