Proud South African 🇿🇦 Comedy Creator with 600K followers on social media🕺🏼📸🎶 Love football and Manchester United 👹🏟️

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19 Oct 2022
My girlfriend left me because she says I’m too obsessed with football statistics. Now she’s my xGf.
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This ref is awful. Giving nothing to Senegal. Clear foul on Sarr there 🙂‍↔️
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SMILE SA | Sed Pillay and the ever-present South African sense of humour soften the blow of Bafana Bafana’s World Cup loss to Mexico, ahead of Thursday’s fixture against Czechia.
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What a goal 🤩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 This World Cup is kicking off!
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Please Hugo 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
If only we had a serious coach last night 💔
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This is all we want😭
How hard it is to use this line up ? What was the point of playing FULL DEFENSIVE MODE😭😭😭😭
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South Africans after tonight’s result against Mexico in the opening game of the World Cup
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10 men for 40 mins against a great host nation was always impossible. At least the boys dug deep and showed some guts. Also, Mbokazi is special. Hope Appollis and Mofokeng start the next game and we play a more positive back 4. Two games to play!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Why isn’t this song the official World Cup anthem? 😭😭 It’s so good man. 🤩⚽️
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Back 5. Man I’m so nervous. Hope the boys keep calm. LET’S GOOOOOO 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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So true
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South African teachers looking at their calendars
I’m glad for teachers that 6/7 fell on a non school day.
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When you’re big you’re big 😭
🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil! Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC
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🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise. Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report. Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.
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The players acting like this is a funeral procession man whose idea was this 😭😭😭

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Replying to @AFTVMedia
Yes there is something wrong with the ref
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European*
WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.
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🗣️ Blablablabla........
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CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!! 🏆❤️💙

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Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️
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