PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: It raises the question. It doesn’t beg the question. Begging the question is a specific logical fallacy, not a turn of phrase. I am begging everyone to stop misusing it. TYFYATTM!

When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed to pee down the side, or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom? Obviously no poops but I’m wondering about pee.

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

The only argument Daylight Disaster Time proponents give is that they like it better. They have no argument against the science, the intra time zone data, the circadian rhythm arguments - none at all. Instead they give the same argument that people who like their food and their lifestyle give. "I just like it so leave me alone." Still waiting for a structured scientific argument to counter permanent standard time (like in Arizona).

Me explotó el cerebro esta ilusión óptica

Reminder: Daylight Savings Time starts tomorrow. Thankfully, Arizona does not observe DST, so the rest of you all have fun with that.

Bitcoin continues to prove to be an excellent example of the phrase "I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you."

Poor, poor, George W. Bush. His entire legacy is being removed piece by piece. • Most incompetent President - gone. • Worst war - gone. • Most unpopular President - gone. • President most likely to favor the wealthy - gone. • President with the worst economic plan - gone.

for years, society was limited to only 16 syrup squares per waffle but with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup

Day 59 of 2026:

tribe elder ask each young one at fire circle: "what you want to be remembered for?" big answers. "strongest hunter." "fastest runner." "one who find new land." oog turn come. everyone look at oog. oog think about strongest. think about fastest. think about new land. then oog think about papa. and how nobody in tribe will sing song about papa. papa not fastest. not strongest. papa just... there. every night. fixing fire. giving away warm spot. eating burned meat like it feast. oog: "oog want to be rememered by five people. maybe six. not whole tribe. just the ones who sleep in oog cave. oog want them to say 'oog was warm to sit next to.' that is enough." elder look at oog funny. other young ones look at oog funny. dak lean over later: "oog that was weird answer." oog: "probably." dak: "...dak liked it though." walk home. stars out. brothers waiting at cave mouth because mama say no sleep until oog home. koom run at oog legs. five people. maybe six. that is enough. that is the whole sky. love, oog

Can we PLEASE put a maximum age on the presidency now? It could be a nice bipartisan moment. Neither side has to take the blame. Both fucked up and elected a senile old guy. Time for mutual disarmament. No one over 65 from now on.

Eric Adams rug pulling a shitcoin two weeks into unemployment is insane work

Dear @JDVance: As a congressional democrat, I will answer your question. The reason investigations are conducted before reflexively making a judgement is because no one knows all the facts in the immediate aftermath of a tragedy. You unfortunately have already concluded, without all the evidence, that the victim was a deranged leftist trying to run the officer over, and that the officer was defending himself. New evidence, however, suggests the victim was a U.S. citizen, a mother of three, a Christian and had recently dropped her child off at school. Additional video footage also suggests the second and third shots fired by the officer occurred when the officer was to the side of the vehicle as the car was driving away. Under the law each firing of the gun is analyzed separately. Witness testimony also suggests one of the ICE agents told the driver to MOVE, MOVE, MOVE. The driver may have been trying to comply with potentially conflicting instructions from different agents. Slow motion video from various angles also shows the vehicle appears to have been turning when the officer fired the first shot, and certainly that was the case by the second and third shots. Your reflexive never admit wrong approach is not only based on zero investigations, it also leads to increased risks to federal officers. The American people will get increasingly agitated and angry if they believe the Trump Administration will never hold anyone accountable ever. If you want to bring down the temperature, if you want to reduce the risks of violence against federal officers, then you need the American people to believe that you and the Administration will make decisions based on facts and will comply with the rule of law. It is also highly suspicious that the Administration is refusing to cooperate with local and state officials as they conduct their investigations. There is no reason to make the American people think there is some sort of coverup. Allow all the investigations to be conducted fairly and with transparency. So I respectfully request that you and the Administration stop pre-judging this case, and stop making incendiary or smear the victim comments that appear to be contradicted by additional new evidence. I also request that the federal officials cooperate with all the state and local officials. That is the American way, and will help calm the situation down.

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Headlines in 2014 vs. headlines in 2025...

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