Taking the rat taxi

Joined April 2009
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Jun 10
My anti anxiety meds and prednisone are in a full blown MMA fight on the white house lawn
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it's cool when you meet a woman who has normal-seeming social adeptness and then you talk to her for more than 30 minutes and realise she has weapons-grade-auťism
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Feb 12
RT @Terrilltf: Please protect all the trans people in your lives in Canada right now.
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Feb 12
RT @junpeikiss: canada is about to get really scary for queer people
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Just out of curiosity, how many drag queens and trans people are in the Epstein files 👀💅🏻
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WWE is my Drag Race and Drag Race is my WWE
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they should let the guy who hosts The Traitors host whatever he wants because he fucking rules
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listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means
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Something is wrong like in general
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7 Nov 2025
ashamed of the person i become around a pair of tweezers
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23 Oct 2025
legendary airbnb find
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11 Oct 2025
Chappell looks like trixie’s labubu
the funniest shit i've seen in my entire life
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Pharmacy app: Do you want to pick up your medication on Tuesday at noon? Me: Sure sounds great. The pharmacy when I show up on Tuesday at noon:
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7 Oct 2025
Mom’s an ally
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22 Sep 2025
rapture??? during FAT BEAR WEEK?!
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Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down
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11 Sep 2025
I miss 2014 when the most offensive thing on my timeline was the local tattooed waitresses needing votes to be inked magazines next cover model
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27 Aug 2025
sometimes a picture of a new little guy will keep you going for days, if not weeks
26 Aug 2025
northern snow hog
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16 Aug 2025
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9 Aug 2025
got spooked by a weird pale dude at salmon fest with an incel-hunch and a look in his eyes like he was not allowed within 500ft of playgrounds and then realized it was just Aaron Gunn
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