vaguely human girl, just another set of bones to lay to rest — tweeting into the void - 👧🏼 // 27 // 🏴🏴
Joined May 2014
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im am so over debating americans - every single one of them - black, white, liberal, right wing, male, female etc are all so uniquely stupid and hateful it drives me crazy 😭 god’s most hated nation for real, most can’t even read
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Jun 13
you can tell when a show writer has no relatives because no one calls their sister ‘sis’ or their cousin ‘cuz’ 🤣🤣 so cringey
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every logo was representative of the country hosting it. No wonder usas logo is soulless corpo slop
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Jun 4
you’ll never see this kind of disdain for male celebrities and athletes that have actually abused and raped women, but a woman saying males shouldn’t be included in women spaces gets this level of villainization
Jun 2
Andrew Garfield says he recently watched the HARRY POTTER films for the first time, but added:
“We shouldn’t be putting money in the pocket of inhumane legislation right now through she that shall remain nameless.” 🎬
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May 30
Real reason men can open jars is they never moisturize their hands. when I’m done with after shower slime time I can barely turn a door knob
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May 27
day 1 & 2 of my period on the hottest days of the year so far, thanks mother nature ✌🏻
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May 26
entire world was supposed to stop and pray when LA was on fire but this heatwave that threatens multiple natural disasters coming again in europe gets ridiculed and this is why EVERYONE hates americans youre all so ego centric and narcissistic it’s insane
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May 20
im so happy - i got a trip in a vintage jag down to the coast to watch some incredible football with swanky hotel, great food, drinks, spliffs and i didnt have to pay a penny 😝🩷
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They’re gonna place Clavicular with him in prison as the final ultimate mogging punishment
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May 11
Starmer realising he's less than two months away from the World Cup final in an executive suite
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May 11
I will vote for anyone who will let me smoke a £3 packet of cigarettes in a pub whilst drinking £1 pints of lager. And when I say anyone, that's up to and including Hitler, Stalin, Genghis Khan, Dracula, Satan and Skeletor.
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May 8
on the tube and a tourist is fully filming the ‘scenery’ on the approach to acton 💀
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