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I’m glad I started making embroidery as twitter goes down in flames because I have to somehow still preserve the dumbest things I’ve ever thought for posterity
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Communist Daughter, Trouble Child retweeted
Feb 9
practical magic musical… with music by norah jones…
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A stage musical adaptation of ‘PRACTICAL MAGIC’ is being developed.
• Music by Grammy Award winners Norah Jones and Gregg Wattenberg
• Written by author Alice Hoffman and Peter Duchan
• Directed by Maria Friedman, director of ‘Merrily We Roll Along’
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this holiday season, all I want is vengance against my elderly moronic landlord
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8 Dec 2025
it is very important for me that you see these pictures of old katharine hepburn
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18 Nov 2025
I’m just glad someone is raising awareness about how invasive bamboo (often planted by someone looking for a fast-growing privacy screen) can be extremely difficult to get rid of. Left overgrown, can cause serious damage. Good to spread the word to plant native alternatives.
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idk I'd call this a mandate from the masses; sounds like the rest of the DNC should get behind his progressive platform because it's the only one that's truly won anything in quite some time.
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Communist Daughter, Trouble Child retweeted
5 Nov 2025
sorry to lib out but for so many of us this is the very first time we cast a vote that wasn’t framed to us as “the lesser of two evils,” or some other gross excuse for democracy. we actually believed in someone, canvassed for him, and saw him…win??? like??? something…worked???
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Communist Daughter, Trouble Child retweeted
5 Nov 2025
It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters
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Communist Daughter, Trouble Child retweeted
5 Nov 2025
Everybody says don't, everybody says wait, everybody says can't fight City Hall, can't upset the cart, can't laugh at the King! Well, I say, try! I say, laugh at the kings or they'll make you cry.
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4 Nov 2025
powerful but aloof (goals)
3 Nov 2025
How Zohran Mamdani’s aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes trib.al/WjSZSuN
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welcome to the bad place, dick cheney
I hope you're looking up at Mamdani's win and are absolutely crushed you piece of shit
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3 Nov 2025
greatest city in the world and it’s not even close
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27 Oct 2025
"Why are there so many people in SNAP?! You all need to get to work!"
Excluding children and elderly individuals, the reason why so many people are on SNAP is because this country allows businesses to pay people unlivable wages, which effectively makes SNAP a corporate subsidy.
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me every time my partner sends me a photo of my baby while I'm at work
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not me rolling up to my grad school class with a bag of veggies from my farm job, a knife, and a block of cheese so I can eat dinner in class like a lunatic
22 Oct 2025
Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm
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Communist Daughter, Trouble Child retweeted
16 Sep 2025
Robert Redford was the only trustworthy adult blonde man. Now there are none
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Casual reminder from my mom when Nixon died: just because someone is dead doesn’t magically erase the horrific things they did. It would be a massive disservice to those he wronged to only say kind things about an evil man just because he’s dead.
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Me: it would be neat to go viral
Monkey’s paw curls: only on threads
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