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There go the chips MSFT WALKED AWAY FROM A $3BN DEAL TO LEASE ORACLE CLOUD CAPACITY OVER SECURITY CONCERNS: INSIDER
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XRP (Ripple) is now trad advertising (tradvertising?), with giant, lame SaaS-looking ads, on Boomer sites like Marketwatch, promising ppl that they "are" the blockchain, if only you'll port your holdings to their coin. Run.
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Elon will launch a probe toward Mars, wait until it has passed some "Interstellar Waters" line he will invent, have it radio back that SpaceX has been re-incorporated on Mars, its new corporate domicile, and then defend class action suits with "Earth Has No Jurisdiction"
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Please take perps off the vanilla Coinbase app, make them a voluntary upgrade, like Pro I hate CB asking me to gamble on perps each time I, a saver, open your app
Something that got missed in the noise last week: Coinbase got approved to offer true global crypto perps in the US. This took many years of work, and we're the first to offer this global liquidity to US users. Backstory: For many years crypto trading has been moving offshore because the US didn't have clear rules, and perpetual futures were a superior product that traders wanted but it wasn't allowed in the US. If we're being honest, probably ~half of all perpetual futures volume was Americans using offshore products via VPN with loose KYC controls (an open secret in the industry). Penalties for this were rarely, if ever, enforced, which as you can imagine, was frustrating for us as an American company following the rules. Others set up offshore entities and found ways around it. After dozens of personal visits to DC, and many more from our policy team, I'm really proud we finally got approval to give US users access to true, global perpetual futures. This is important because we'll now see pooled global liquidity in perpetual futures, with the US and international markets being connected instead of fragmented. Coinbase is strongest in the US, and the US is the largest market for trading, so there is now a chance to build a global network effect around liquidity. And US traders can now use these products in a compliant way with a US company, which hopefully provides greater customer protection. Major credit to Chair Selig and Atkins on recognizing the importance of this for US capital markets. And we will keep working to update the system in a compliant way, and to be the best place you can trade.
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Has Trump issued ANY Executive Orders that help Bitcoin investors? Has Trump gotten the Clarity Act done and signed into law? Is it not fair to ask these questions, at the start of every single month, at this point? Where did the Bitcoin President go?
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Geez what a surprise 😂
Whales Quietly Bought the $60k BTC Dip “At the $60k–$61k bottom, the Exchange Whale Ratio surged to 61.6%, proving that whales completely dominated buy-side activity and absorbed the panic.” – By @Woo_Minkyu
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US Govt AI investment can pump growth to deal with rampant inflation, but it will still expand the natl debt Only US Govt investment in Bitcoin can address a future where repayment of the US National Debt is possible
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It is like Private Equity took over March Madness and is squeezing every penny out of it before they kill it off.
Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. espn.com/mens-college-basket…
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Since X thinks it is funny to algo-flood my feed with posts on coins that I may mention happen to . . . suck, I will countermand with Qubic Qubic Qubic which does not suck
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The funny thing about BTC gaining 2% in 20 minutes after the wire services relayed Iran's statement abt Hormuz being open, is that most of you have no Bitcoin
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Feb 12
It appears the Dow is no longer 50 thousand
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Preach Deacon Saylor preach that true gospel
We buy real bitcoin. We audit our custodians. We don’t rehypothecate. You shouldn’t either.
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23 Nov 2025
OH PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE TRUE
23 Nov 2025
Replying to @maxkeiser
UNCONFIRMED: JP Morgan appears to have an existentially threatening short $MSTR position that can potentially bankrupt $JPM if $MSTR trades 50% higher above Friday’s close. GAMESTOP VIBES INTENSIFY‼️ @FoxBusiness @cvpayne
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23 Nov 2025
Its more that were all surprised that you are suddenly a journalist?
To state it plainly for the overemotional people in the comments. My news team posts headline in all caps. We do not get paid to post news headlines. I was not paid, I own 0 ZEC and have been highly critical of the manipulated price action. I think the notion of swapping BTC for ZEC is ridiculous. But it’s still a story worth reporting.
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22 Nov 2025
Captain Van Eck’s whole purpose here was to slip a “pump my bags” comment in for ZCash, which, since the SEC doesn’t regulate crypto anymore, why not try a pump and dump at an ETF scale
🚨 Bitcoin Worst Nightmare Is THIS! 🚨 “Ultimately, VanEck was here before Bitcoin, we will walk away from Bitcoin if we feel the thesis is fundamentally broken.”
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22 Nov 2025
Members of the Class of 21 who stacked their btc btw 6k and 20k are just fine, thank you very much Members of the Class of 21 who bought their shares of MSTR between 150 and 500 (pre-split) are just fine, in case you missed it And you? Degens are … yep, just fine #bitcoin
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19 Nov 2025
JPMC means ‘Just Press Margin Call’
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19 Nov 2025
Ya its the nefarious cabal of market makers who sold btc at 98 and rebuy at 91; how dare they
19 Nov 2025
Almost feels like a cabal is trying to keep Bitcoin above $90,000. I like Bitcoin but i do not like any of the derivatives created to play it or game it or mine it.
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17 Nov 2025
Replying to @shiftpulse
Not worth helping you out since you are just looking to argue, man. You are totally correct. Ford's Bitcoin Per Share is spot on. For any other reader who might be confused by this, Ford's assets are just called "assets" and they will provide a NAV (Net Asset Value), which is NET of the market value of its liabilities so NO they are not double counted.
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17 Nov 2025
Every share in every class enjoys a Bitcoin-of-the-company per share integer and a debt-of-the-company per share integer It doesnt have to be difficult to express the MSTR balance sheet
17 Nov 2025
One Adam-12, what we got here is a failure to communicate. Let me try this: Purchasing bitcoin with the proceeds from selling discounted STRC in the IPO and asserting that this constitutes adding more bitcoin to the Common Shareholder is like taking out a car loan in your girlfriend’s name, handing her keys, and claiming to have bought her a new car as a gift.
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