Joined September 2010
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4 Mar 2020
Genuinely I do not want anything to do with any girl unless she:
1. is canadian
2. looks good in blue
3. is cheap
4. is a Labatt Blue
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13 Nov 2024
if i stay on this platform any longer it's going to turn me into the joker and NOT the cool balatro kind.
goodbye twitter i wish you would've died when you were still your true self so i could remember you more fondly.
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13 Nov 2024
i am constantly checking the replies of every tweet i see to make sure i'm not crazy and all it does is make me feel even crazier. scrolling makes me angry and annoyed. i hate seeing the side of the world that doesn't care about each other and that's all that's left here.
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13 Nov 2024
you can find me just about everywhere else but im hoping bluesky is where I'll be most frequently (to those of you that like to send me tweets idlove for you to still be able to do that just via maybe screenshots/links instead of a dm 😇)
so long and thanks for all the fish
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11 Nov 2024
I need someone to read this thread and tell me I'm not losing it. turning down an invitation because you can't afford a several hundred dollar gift????? am I fucking insane for thinking that I would be inviting them bc I want them there???not just so they can bring me a gift????
10 Nov 2024
The guests are what in Italian 🇮🇹 are called “morti di fame”.
270 people as a bare minimum they should have collected $40k. A few guys like my dad should have brought them to $60k.
Who is giving a $10 for a wedding gift?
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Happy 2 Year Anniversary to #GodOfWarRagnarok! 🥳💙
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9 Nov 2024
The DNC still asking for money like I’m responsible for the tombstone too
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9 Nov 2024
God of War Ragnarok was first released 2 years ago today.
It went on to win multiple awards at #TheGameAwards including Best Performance for @iamchrisjudge
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6 Nov 2024
im not convinced 3rd party voters are our enemy but go ahead and tell me now that they wouldn't have made the difference here go on ill wait for you to do the math
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6 Nov 2024
obviously there are other things going on rn but the twitch app update seems like....an improvement????? at least for navigation, no idea if any of the other wild issues since the redesign have been fixed
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Guy: I’m voting for Kamala Harris
Average Navy Seal: okay? I am a gay pedophile
4 Nov 2024
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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1 Nov 2024
I’m starting to suspect you actually love gay halloween
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31 Oct 2024
join me tomorrow night for a co-working session featuring music such as this great beat to help you focus
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31 Oct 2024
not allowing replies on this is hilarious bc they knew (appropriately) that every single one would be the Twitter bird and all of the quote tweets are exactly that 🤭
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29 Oct 2024
memorized my license number fifteen years ago and didn't need it a single time RIP N170770077442 you were a real one 🙏
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28 Oct 2024
the more you've studied film the worse your taste in movies is. sorry but it's true and we were all thinking it.
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20 Oct 2024
my dad had to play this level for me because I was so scared of the ghosts 😭
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19 Oct 2024
Rugrats: Search for Reptar (1998)
Genre: Psychological Horror
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