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stressful day at work?
or know somebody that had one?
enjoy!
#laughingdwarf #onesadmidget
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Jan 19
Join me in honoring my mother, #CorettaScottKing, this #MLKDay.
I’m grateful for her commitment to freedom, true peace, justice, and nonviolence.
I’m inspired by her love for humanity, her faith in God, and her consistency to purpose.
Without her, there would be no federal holiday commemorating my father’s birthday.
And The King Center, which she founded less than three months after Daddy was assassinated, would not exist.
Salute, Mama.
#MLKDay2026 #MLK #TheKingCenter #MartinLutherKingJr
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shortdwarf.com (text 866-864-3438) retweeted
Jan 19
As Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. taught us, darkness cannot drive out darkness, and hate cannot drive out hate. Only light and love can do that. So today, let’s remember our responsibilities to march hand in hand, to stand peacefully with dignity and purpose in the ongoing fight for justice. To organize. To mobilize. To vote. To believe, no matter how far away the mountaintop might feel, it is in our capacity to change our communities and our country for the better.
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shortdwarf.com (text 866-864-3438) retweeted
25 Dec 2025
From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.
ALT A selfie of Kamala Harris and Douglas Emhoff on Christmas 2025.
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26 Dec 2025
RT @blinkist: 🤯 Thousands swear by the tips to unf*ck themselves with these 30 books.
I gave it a go to see what all the fuss was about.
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shortdwarf.com (text 866-864-3438) retweeted
25 Dec 2025
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
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shortdwarf.com (text 866-864-3438) retweeted
16 Nov 2025
Trump awards himself for canceling tariffs
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11 Sep 2024
hey @ABC cut off a$$hats microphone, he's talking outside the rules...
we're not going back!
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WTF?
have they corrected the situation now?
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3 Sep 2024
the funniest part of this cover is that when @newyorker actually had an employee who pointed out the lack of diversity & representation on its own staff—with no Black editor for articles hired in ~15 yrs—instead of thanking her they put her on a retaliatory PIP & fired her…
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shortdwarf.com (text 866-864-3438) retweeted
30 Aug 2024
Arches National Park in Utah
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shortdwarf.com (text 866-864-3438) retweeted
23 May 2024
So, just for kicks, I put up a billboard a few miles south of Palm Beach on I-95 South, perfect for anyone happening to travel from Mar-a-Lago to Doral to, say, play golf. Right around Exit 64, I believe. They’re going to send me better photos later.
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16 Feb 2024
LEO?
law enforcement officer?
doesn't apply here? 🤣
14 Feb 2024
Ingham Clerk Barb Byrum used political influence to force her local school to take her son back after he allegedly committed a sexual assault on campus.
Why is @GovWhitmer silent? Will she stand with & protect his rape victim & demand Byrum resign? themidwesterner.news/2024/02…
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shortdwarf.com (text 866-864-3438) retweeted
16 Nov 2023
Daniel deserved a safe, accessible place to live, and your gift today will help us reach others who need the advocacy of the Fair Housing Center.
Visit fhcmichigan.org and click “Donate” to give now!
#fairhousing #civilrights #DisabilityRightsAreHumanRights
ALT Bold text over a dark black and white background image of Daniel Black by a Fair Housing sign. The logo of the Fair Housing Center of Southeast & Mid Michigan is featured on the top. The text reads: Case Settled, Accessibility Lawsuit Settled After 5 Years, Black v. Capitol Commons, First Housing Corporation. #FHCCASEUPDATE @ FHC MICHIGAN
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Lansing apartment resident settles Federal Fair Housing Amendments Act suit with Capitol Commons housing complex lansingstatejournal.com/stor… via @LSJNews
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Lansing Man with Disabilities Settles New Accessibility Lawsuit disabilitycosmos.blog/2023/1… via @mdrcngd
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21 Sep 2023
Brie Owen's, your rent a cops wanted to confirm you have granted permission for Safelink wireless to solicit your @RideCATA riders on property?
that okay @BradontheBus?
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29 Aug 2023
CATA family...
are ambassadors out here on the green & white MSU campus RIDING ON the campus route BUSSES acquainting freshman & other unaware students of the nuances to your system?
some are telling us they haven't seen anybody this year? HUH? WTF?
@BradontheBus @RideCATA
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28 Aug 2023
disappointed in the mix between @msu students & disabled electric scooter passengers
@BradontheBus @RideCATA
Driver Raean Route 34 bus 6016 & prior #34
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25 Aug 2023
Brad, I had another driver get the same bad attitude from the driver on bus #598, route 15 just now as I got from him... giving all drivers a bad taste ☹️
@BradontheBus @RideCATA
@tgriffin got the report as well...
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